Today, my mother and father are insisting that I go on a date with a German exchange student they met at the weekend. Why? Because we have similar glasses. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my parents decided they are going to come with me on my first date. FML
Today, I went on a first date with a guy I really like. He brought up that there was a person staring at us from a nearby table. That person was my mom. FML
Today, my mom booked a family trip to Sweden. This would be great, if she hadn't asked me to tell our former German exchange student that we were coming to visit her in Germany. She was thrilled. Now I have to be the one to let her down. FML
Today, my mother and I got complimented on how we look alike. She's a German blonde and I was adopted from Vietnam. FML
Today, my dad was teasing me, saying a guy would have to be blind to go on a date with me. I then introduced him to my new, visually impaired boyfriend. He hasn't stopped laughing. FML
Today, I went on blind date with a guy because both our moms thought we'd like each other. Things were going really well until I got up to go to the bathroom and he says, "My mom was right, you do have perfect breedin' hips!" FML
Today, I went on a movie date with a guy. He brought his mom. FML
Today, my girlfriend and I were being driven home from our date by her mother. She's Jewish and I'm Catholic. Her mother was talking about how my girlfriend was going on a trip to Jerusalem that summer. She finished with "And you can find a nice Jewish boy while you're there." FML
Today, my mother met my boyfriend. She thought it would be appropriate to tell him that he looks just like my ex-husband. FML
Today, my daughter told me she is pregnant. The father is the foreign exchange student who just moved back to Germany. FML
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jaydiz 0
Why is this bad?
LemonFairy 0
Maybe the make her (him? I don't know :P) look cute. Who cares, man, it's a /German exchange student/. So yeah, not a FYL or YDI. A MLIG.
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Comments (114)
drimpossible 0
I think the point is that similar glasses is a dumb reason to set someone up.
LolitaGirl_fml 0
how is this a FML? Germans are pretty :)
69someone69 0
I laughed at how ******* dumb this fml was
Florg 0
The word is xenophobic i think.
anuskina 0
well ur glasses say a lot about urself...
Green12324 0
Sounds like something my mom would say. Not really an fml though, just kind of stupid.
damnfmylife2day 0
This is an FML FAIL!!! U don't even know who the girl is, she could be hot! Just the sound of it sounds hot; your parents are tryin' 2 hook u up on a date. But if it's a dude, then FYL unless you are gay yourself.
nivek94 0
unless you feel that wearing glasses makes a person completely repulsive, I'm not sure what you are complaining about. if your parents are trying to hook you up, it probably means you haven't gotten any in a while. get over yourself. you could totally fall for this girl. or it could just be another date. doesn't hurt to try.
fckaduck 0
Omg your life is completely over! What the **** are you going to do?! -_- This is the dumbest FML I've ever read, and that says a lot.
dummydory 4
What are you complaining about, at least you have something in commom with her.
LynchyBabes 0
OMG. Probably the end of the world as we know it.