FML : Today, my dad was teasing me, saying a guy would have to be blind to go on a date with me. I then introduced him to my new, visually impaired boyfriend....

Today, my dad was teasing me, saying a guy would have to be blind to go on a date with me. I then introduced him to my new, visually impaired boyfriend. He hasn't stopped laughing. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By Anonymous / Friday 14 June 2013 00:30 / United Kingdom - Southampton

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By HKCgrimmjow | 15

#5534443 - Friday 14 June 2013 11:12

I bet he was blindsided by that!

By lachy15 | 15

#5534445 - Friday 14 June 2013 11:13

Well you can see how he finds it funny, even if he was only joking about it originally.

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By HKCgrimmjow | 15

#5534443 - Friday 14 June 2013 11:12

I bet he was blindsided by that!

TeamKelly | 10

#5534452 - Friday 14 June 2013 11:19

Irony always seems to find a way.

friedpwnadge | 25

#5534455 - Friday 14 June 2013 11:20

He should have seen it from the boyfriend's point of view.

DefiningDivine | 13

#5534456 - Friday 14 June 2013 11:20

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gotaplanstan | 28

#5534528 - Friday 14 June 2013 12:39

I wonder if his name is Matt Murdock.

Wizardo | 33

#5534610 - Friday 14 June 2013 14:11

Remember that love is blind, seems like comment decency is too....

hugozac88 | 22

#5534735 - Friday 14 June 2013 16:30

I bet he didn't see that coming

jujubeef | 10

#5534887 - Friday 14 June 2013 18:53

extremely punny dude!

Remington1619 | 3

#5535592 - Saturday 15 June 2013 6:49

That is blinding ironic!

kriz_allizwell | 6

#5535825 - Saturday 15 June 2013 12:30

Looks like you can't see eye to eye with your dad on that one ....

By raheelyo | 5

#5534444 - Friday 14 June 2013 11:12

I think you should visually impair your dad.

thebaddayblues | 3

#5534691 - Friday 14 June 2013 15:57

Your mom is visually impaired after last night.

MilkyFilmz | 25

#5535191 - Saturday 15 June 2013 0:47

Next time remember to get the mouth not the eyes

Neilish | 15

#5535750 - Saturday 15 June 2013 10:38

I think the second comment is funnier than the first. Public opinion seems to differ. Maybe I'm weird

justinemalang1 | 14

#6102597 - Tuesday 28 October 2014 5:11

What the fuck? Why would you even say that?

By lachy15 | 15

#5534445 - Friday 14 June 2013 11:13

Well you can see how he finds it funny, even if he was only joking about it originally.

By whiplash2289 | 19

#5534446 - Friday 14 June 2013 11:13

Probably because he couldn't see a way out of that situation.

unixdude | 9

#5535028 - Friday 14 June 2013 21:09

Comedy Gold right there folks. If you didn't chuckle a bit, you are probably dead.

By Crometer | 23

#5534448 - Friday 14 June 2013 11:15

I don't blame your dad for laughing, but at the same time he shouldn't have been so rude.

By DefiningDivine | 13

#5534449 - Friday 14 June 2013 11:15

How did you not see this coming?

Verst | 16

#5535110 - Friday 14 June 2013 22:25

You look familiar.

MilkyFilmz | 25

#5535192 - Saturday 15 June 2013 0:49

She did just not her boyfriend

By MY_FML_MOMENTS | 6

#5534450 - Friday 14 June 2013 11:16

that's fucked up !

By scarface90 | 8

#5534451 - Friday 14 June 2013 11:17

Sounds like something Peter Griffin would do with Meg in one of those flashbacks

missdodd | 6

#5534846 - Friday 14 June 2013 18:21

bahaha!

By SirTalkaton | 22

#5534454 - Friday 14 June 2013 11:20

You're dad sounds like a peach. At least he didn't make a blind person joke.

tiernang | 21

#5534537 - Friday 14 June 2013 12:48

A peach? I've never heard that used like that before...

CharresBarkrey | 15

#5534557 - Friday 14 June 2013 13:06

Because he bruises easily? I don't get it.

BlowinChronic | 18

#5534591 - Friday 14 June 2013 13:43

Ugh i can't stand people that are peaches. They're such assholes.

By whatsurexcuse | 2

#5534460 - Friday 14 June 2013 11:27

He should just check out himself

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