Today, my mother and father are insisting that I go on a date with a German exchange student they met at the weekend. Why? Because we have similar glasses. FML
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Today, my parents decided they are going to come with me on my first date. FML
Today, I went on a first date with a guy I really like. He brought up that there was a person staring at us from a nearby table. That person was my mom. FML
Today, my mom booked a family trip to Sweden. This would be great, if she hadn't asked me to tell our former German exchange student that we were coming to visit her in Germany. She was thrilled. Now I have to be the one to let her down. FML
Today, my mother and I got complimented on how we look alike. She's a German blonde and I was adopted from Vietnam. FML
Today, my dad was teasing me, saying a guy would have to be blind to go on a date with me. I then introduced him to my new, visually impaired boyfriend. He hasn't stopped laughing. FML
Today, I went on blind date with a guy because both our moms thought we'd like each other. Things were going really well until I got up to go to the bathroom and he says, "My mom was right, you do have perfect breedin' hips!" FML
Today, I went on a movie date with a guy. He brought his mom. FML
Today, my girlfriend and I were being driven home from our date by her mother. She's Jewish and I'm Catholic. Her mother was talking about how my girlfriend was going on a trip to Jerusalem that summer. She finished with "And you can find a nice Jewish boy while you're there." FML
Today, my mother met my boyfriend. She thought it would be appropriate to tell him that he looks just like my ex-husband. FML
Today, my daughter told me she is pregnant. The father is the foreign exchange student who just moved back to Germany. FML
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jaydiz 0
Why is this bad?
LemonFairy 0
Maybe the make her (him? I don't know :P) look cute. Who cares, man, it's a /German exchange student/. So yeah, not a FYL or YDI. A MLIG.
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Comments (114)
william0090 0
dude, i hate parents like that. this girl and i both really wanna date, but her parents won't let us because they want her to date this other guy. so they are like always forcing them to be alone together, and they won't ever let us go hang out. parents are the worst.
rhonda4000 0
# 53 he's not saying about the situation of how he fml because he has date her its becaus eof the parents thinking and how they would even say that in the first place. hes just saying fml because of what he has to go through.
OMGitsKaleyxo 0
how the **** is this an fml? big whoop, a german exchange student. maybe he's hot!
redblueviolet 0
-presses "So what?" button- May I ask who the hell moderated this? You could have added that your parents won't stop bugging you or have been bugging you all day and won't leave you alone if those things were true. If not, this is not an FML at all.
plexico 4
They probably just want any excuse to get your lame ass out of the house so they can **** in private. I'll bet your dad can make your mom scream like a banshee when your loser ass is not in the house.
renyark209 0
This is an awful fml.
jesscad 0
How did this get through? Why did you even bother submitting this?
liveandletlive89 0
Do it hitler stylee.
skiBOAT 0
I voted NO to this while moderating for a reason. I can't ******* believe this made it on the site.
RazorFox16 0
... What, do you have a problem with German girls?!