Today, my mom took a picture of me. All she could say about the picture was, "At least your sister is pretty." FML
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Today, my dad found the ugliest picture my mom has ever taken. I show it to her laughing. She said it looks like me. I looked again and it kind of does. FML
Today, my mom wanted to send me a picture of me at graduation, saying that I looked pretty in it. It was a picture of a different girl; definitely not me. Way to go, mom. FML
Today, my mom and I were looking at pictures from the beach. She goes, "That is a REALLY ugly picture of Michelle" (my cousin). The picture was of me. FML
Today, feeling very self-conscious about my looks, I told my mom I felt ugly and wished I could be as beautiful as her. She only said, "Yeah, I'm pretty, I wonder what happened to you." FML
Today, I was complaining to my mom about how my sister looked like a barbie doll next to me. I was saying how she was so tan and her hair looked awesome next to mine. She paused for a while and then said "Well you're pretty on the inside." FML
Fortunate Son
Today, I had a look at the pictures my mom took during my birthday a couple of weeks ago. Every single one is of my sister. Her lighting the candles, her watching me open presents, and her eating cake. The only pictures of me are in the background. FML
Picture perfect
Today, I was having lunch with my sister and my mother. While my mom was busy ordering food, my sister said to me, "Look at this!" then contorted her face so that she had a double chin. My mother looked over and said to her, "Stop making fun of your sister!" FML
Today, I had to get my picture taken for a volunteer badge at the hospital. My sister came home and told my parents that she'd had a horrible day at work. They showed her my picture to cheer her up. FML
Today, I found out my little sister took a picture of me taking a shit and showed it to her friends. FML
Today, my sister was dumped by her boyfriend. As my mother was comforting her, I overheard her say "Honey, it's okay, you're the pretty one. Think of those worse off than you. Think of your sister, she might never get a boyfriend." FML
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trent_h 9
Anyone else see that she said 5ml instead FML?
Welshite 39
Honestly, there are just some people who take horrible pictures. It doesn't mean you look horrible outside if those pictures. Chin up. :)
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Comments (95)
AlwaysWatching 27
It says 5ML....
Electricsoap 2
I would 5ML too.
Darkblade21 20
Anyone notice it and a few others say "5ML", rather than "FML"?
it__happens 17
Typo
qwils 11
For those of you that don't understand the 5ML, FML is 5 years old today!:)
crazypplun1te 4
5ML!
catella_fml 12
Anyone else notice it says 5ML instead of FML
Elfkid21 19
what a horrible thing for ANYONE to say, ESPECIALLY your own mother!! = -_-' =( I'm sorry you had to endure that!!! there was NO NEED whatsoever where you should have!!!
Peach_assassin 8
"Funny, that's what Dad said about you"
dmbfan31 7
Ouch, hopefully she's just blunt and not hateful. My grandma once told my mom that mom was the ugliest baby she had ever seen, that's just how she was.