MH.
Sandnes, Norway
Today, my mom took a picture of me. All she could say about the picture was, "At least your sister is pretty." FML
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krt
United States
Today, my dad found the ugliest picture my mom has ever taken. I show it to her laughing. She said it looks like me. I looked again and it kind of does. FML
Anonymous
Santa Cruz, United States
Today, my mom wanted to send me a picture of me at graduation, saying that I looked pretty in it. It was a picture of a different girl; definitely not me. Way to go, mom. FML
bm
United States
Today, my mom and I were looking at pictures from the beach. She goes, "That is a REALLY ugly picture of Michelle" (my cousin). The picture was of me. FML
ugly duckling
Reston, United States
Today, feeling very self-conscious about my looks, I told my mom I felt ugly and wished I could be as beautiful as her. She only said, "Yeah, I'm pretty, I wonder what happened to you." FML
Dasani
United States
Today, I was complaining to my mom about how my sister looked like a barbie doll next to me. I was saying how she was so tan and her hair looked awesome next to mine. She paused for a while and then said "Well you're pretty on the inside." FML
Anonymous
Wichita, United States
Fortunate Son
Today, I had a look at the pictures my mom took during my birthday a couple of weeks ago. Every single one is of my sister. Her lighting the candles, her watching me open presents, and her eating cake. The only pictures of me are in the background. FML
anonymous
United States
Picture perfect
Today, I was having lunch with my sister and my mother. While my mom was busy ordering food, my sister said to me, "Look at this!" then contorted her face so that she had a double chin. My mother looked over and said to her, "Stop making fun of your sister!" FML
Anonymous
Today, I had to get my picture taken for a volunteer badge at the hospital. My sister came home and told my parents that she'd had a horrible day at work. They showed her my picture to cheer her up. FML
qwerty
Today, I found out my little sister took a picture of me taking a shit and showed it to her friends. FML
UglySister
United Kingdom
Today, my sister was dumped by her boyfriend. As my mother was comforting her, I overheard her say "Honey, it's okay, you're the pretty one. Think of those worse off than you. Think of your sister, she might never get a boyfriend." FML
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trent_h 9
Anyone else see that she said 5ml instead FML?
Welshite 39
Honestly, there are just some people who take horrible pictures. It doesn't mean you look horrible outside if those pictures. Chin up. :)
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thethirdthea 3
Daaaang
Jasmeent11 15
5ML? 5x FML?
olpally 32
FML is 5 years old today. They are celebrating it's birthday by putting 5ML instead of FML :)
Jasmeent11 15
Awesome.
Jaaared_ 15
Umm, FML wasn't created in 2009. Earlier.
Sirin_fml 46
"FML" as we know it came into being in January 2009.
Jaaared_ 15
Oh that makes since. Thanks for clarifying!
Saige_xo 9
How Nice Lol...
kmartFTW 12
I'm sorry you're ugly..
brianlarkin 7
How come every recent fml says 5ml at the end?
eatdaussy69lol 4
I'm new here what does "5ml" mean?
olpally 32
5ML is to celebrate FML's 5th birthday today. :)
sanecatlady 13
Apparently posting 5ML because today is FML's 5th birthday was a bad idea, not enough people are smart enough to read "FML is 5" at the top of the screen and get the pun.
WellThatSucked89 13
Some mobile apps do not have that. Mine does not. It just brings up the recents. Although I was not going to say anything because I knew someone else would :)
hard_ice 8
Lots of negative energy
loserman67 35
You should have looked your mother right in the eye and said, "Yes, it's a shame I got your looks" then walked away. It's a shame how parents can tear us apart.