By Anonymous - 24/01/2014 15:11 - United States

Today, my mom asked me when I'm going to propose to my girlfriend. Not only was she in the room at the time, I've spent the whole week thinking of ways to break up with her without ending up in the hospital. 5ML
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Dthsapprntc 23

Make sure you have a good head start, then yell at the top of your lungs that you are breaking up with her and start running. Run fast, run far, and never ever ever look back. Or just suck it up and deal with being hospitalized for a while.

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Km1490 20

Just tell her.. the longer the wait the harder she will punch you..

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Dthsapprntc 23

Make sure you have a good head start, then yell at the top of your lungs that you are breaking up with her and start running. Run fast, run far, and never ever ever look back. Or just suck it up and deal with being hospitalized for a while.

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GreatGeak 8

or grow a pair. but i think that goes well with #1's second part. ^_^

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Rainhawk94 27

Everytime time i see the phrase"grow a pair" i think of Betty white. Why a pair, why not a ******, that takes a beating

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arturo_s 10

Invest in elbow-pads, shin-pads, knee pads, and a helmet along with going with #1s idea and you should be fine

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AnOriginalName 19

#29, dicks tend to take beatings fairly often too.

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ninthfirewings 11

She probably will just meet him back at his place

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krad204 21

Or just get something to protect your junk, meet her somewhere and tell her it's over, then just leave. If she tries to beat you up, stop her from doing so, I don't know what the big deal is...

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BananaN0se 13

You could always be on a drive then drive past her house drop her off Say "look at my ex girlfriend's house" then drive away

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Exhaling 12

More like a troll mother or just a clueless mother. Either one fits.

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Rizzen 27

OP, you need to man the **** up and do it

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isuckwithnames 22

Pain is the body saying, that is bad and damages me avoid that., which cause the instinctual reaction to avoid it. Which stems from thousands of years of avoiding things that hurt like a wolf bite.

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Morqan_Freeman 14

OP needs to first master the power of the 4 elements. Air, water, earth and fire. Only then could OP become the Avatar and stand a chance in a fight against the enemy.

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Km1490 20

Just tell her.. the longer the wait the harder she will punch you..

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thatnucca 36

Yep, sometimes you just have to take the L for the team... Yourself, your ego and...... Such is life

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That_Ginger 18

The sooner you man up and tell her, the sooner all the drama that you're predicting, will be over. It's tough but you just have to do it and be honest.

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isuckwithnames 22

I hate the phrase, 'Man up'. The OP is a man and cannot be anymore a man. If he wants to avoid pain so be it. It's like ripping of a adhesive bandage, it will hurt notated what, so it doesn't matter how you do it.

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regenerate 19

You might want to look into leaving the country.

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dachayke 16

Or being a man and fighting back if she tries to hurt you. It's self-defense, which is perfectly legal.

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abnormalbird 11

#57 yeah but then everyone will think he is a dick.

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ks23 9

It's not you it's me.....oldie but a goodie

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Dthsapprntc 23

I prefer it's not me, it's you. OP might end up dead if he tries that one though.

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outoftown 26

So asking your mom to tell her is out of the question?

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