Today, my dad woke me up for the second time to get me ready...

By Username - 4/4/2011 17:36 - United States

Today, my dad woke me up for the second time to get me ready for school. Wanting me to prove I was really awake, he made me sit up. As soon as he left my room, I dozed off and faceplanted my nightstand. FML

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By GaryMuzz | 4

#2294895 - Monday 4 April 2011 23:01

how about you man up and wake up on your own?

By Tuesdays76 | 0

#2294920 - Monday 4 April 2011 23:02

Well GOOD MORNING! Why drink coffee when you can get smacked in the face with a Night Stand?

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By 48Connor | 10

#2294887 - Monday 4 April 2011 22:59

Wow that kindof sucks

khaya | 9

#2294929 - Monday 4 April 2011 23:04

I keep a small child in a cage and it sings when the sun rises. Highly recommended.

OCDC | 9

#2294965 - Monday 4 April 2011 23:10

How do you get them to sing?! Mine just whines...

AnagenisisZagus | 13

#2294998 - Monday 4 April 2011 23:13

Choir kids. Duuuhh. It's not rocket science, people!

max_wilder | 9

#2295041 - Monday 4 April 2011 23:19

haha a smashing story

franniedottp | 8

#2295057 - Monday 4 April 2011 23:20

wiiiiiin

khaya | 9

#2295110 - Monday 4 April 2011 23:28

I keep a small child in a cage and it sings when the sun rises, a highly recommended form of alarm.

mintcar | 9

#2295318 - Tuesday 5 April 2011 0:06

Where can I get one of these children?

mintcar | 9

#2295321 - Tuesday 5 April 2011 0:06

Where can I get one of these children?

EvilPotato | 14

#2295409 - Tuesday 5 April 2011 0:23

26 I saw what you did there

ydi_4_suking | 20

#2295445 - Tuesday 5 April 2011 0:30

these children are available anywhere...as long as noone sees you getting such a child

ThankMeLater | 0

#2295499 - Tuesday 5 April 2011 0:43

hahaha!

khaya | 9

#2295524 - Tuesday 5 April 2011 0:47

These children can be lured into the cage with the promise of candy.

Bravo11 | 14

#2295560 - Tuesday 5 April 2011 0:54

Or a lost puppy.

khaya | 9

#2295609 - Tuesday 5 April 2011 1:07

Or both

impregnator | 0

#2295611 - Tuesday 5 April 2011 1:07

faceplant

ydi_4_suking | 20

#2295734 - Tuesday 5 April 2011 1:26

or they can have all the change in your pocket but they have to reach in and get it

IStoleTheCookies | 16

#2296065 - Tuesday 5 April 2011 2:21

^ Lol

chuckychan | 8

#2296510 - Tuesday 5 April 2011 3:53

WAIT I DONT GET IT

T3P33_fml | 0

#2297938 - Tuesday 5 April 2011 8:37

I tried but I never could resist, I always used them before morning...

poiuytjfffc | 0

#2301529 - Wednesday 6 April 2011 4:29

bet that got u up

By GaryMuzz | 4

#2294895 - Monday 4 April 2011 23:01

how about you man up and wake up on your own?

Po1ntBlank | 0

#2295705 - Tuesday 5 April 2011 1:23

how about you grow up and mind your own business

Adamantoise | 0

#2295844 - Tuesday 5 April 2011 1:41

...mind your own business? On FML?

calley123 | 0

#2295961 - Tuesday 5 April 2011 2:04

bahahahahah! exactly! made my evening. thanks :)

khaya | 9

#2296240 - Tuesday 5 April 2011 2:50

Your picture looks like you're being violated.

a_cassie | 4

#2296711 - Tuesday 5 April 2011 4:29

haha 96! & 106! :D

epyk_pryncess | 8

#2297102 - Tuesday 5 April 2011 5:36

someone break out the incest by little brother jokes...

grudgeholder | 0

#2297569 - Tuesday 5 April 2011 6:51

calley ur hot;)

T3P33_fml | 0

#2297950 - Tuesday 5 April 2011 8:39

hmm, #4's pic is strange... it's like opposite's day!

MushyLuvsU | 0

#2299791 - Tuesday 5 April 2011 22:33

School's are totally messed up. You have to go to school for 6 hours every day, they give you crazy ammounts of homework that you stay up late to finish and expect you to have a life, do things you actually LIKE to do ( like dance class) sleep for 9-10 hours (recommended time for teenagers) and get up at 5 am? It's sick.

AznsGoesRawr | 0

#2303560 - Wednesday 6 April 2011 11:59

That's not really sick. That's pretty much every students' life including exams, jobs, scholarship qualifications to meet, families to take care of, etc. It's not only Asians. And, usually majority of students don't have money or don't eat till they get home from school.

katie72 | 6

#3274689 - Monday 12 September 2011 1:00

Yeah, us north american teens really have it rough

By qbkilla55 | 0

#2294899 - Monday 4 April 2011 23:00

YDI, learn to wake up lol. but i dont blame u. i do tha same thang

Banana_Pancakes6 | 0

#2295087 - Monday 4 April 2011 23:26

Shoulda had a V8

notsocrazee | 0

#2295201 - Monday 4 April 2011 23:41

*clunk*

EvilPotato | 14

#2295411 - Tuesday 5 April 2011 0:25

lolcats

Jdgaf | 3

#2296736 - Tuesday 5 April 2011 4:33

You can't insult him and agree with him at the same time...

klonopin_ftw | 0

#2297031 - Tuesday 5 April 2011 5:27

yes you can. it's the Internet.

JoeMarie1996 | 13

#2297557 - Tuesday 5 April 2011 6:49

that will wake ya up in the morning dx

my mom throws water at me if I'm not awake when she comes in for the second time.. sucks..

falluke17 | 0

#2299338 - Tuesday 5 April 2011 20:04

ydi for being from kansas

Mindtrap | 0

#2300814 - Wednesday 6 April 2011 1:39

127 win

come on you know you guys have done it before too :P

mozeltov | 7

#2311652 - Friday 8 April 2011 1:55

that's a lie

By fmlikecrazy | 0

#2294912 - Monday 4 April 2011 23:02

on the bright side: I'm sure that woke you up :P

By rebekahah | 7

#2294918 - Monday 4 April 2011 23:03

well wake up, OP!

rebekahah | 7

#2294947 - Monday 4 April 2011 23:06

8- hmm... maybe I'll try that. ;)

Sirin_fml | 46

#2295011 - Monday 4 April 2011 23:13

...

pandabeargirl89 | 0

#2295059 - Monday 4 April 2011 23:21

Something about this website makes people talk to themselves.

rebekahah | 7

#2295077 - Monday 4 April 2011 23:24

lol lemme explain! someone's comment earlier was #8, but it was moderated and removed. :) so I think FML bumped me down or something. I'm not sure. :S I just know I wasn't #8 earlier. :D

Sirin_fml | 46

#2295095 - Monday 4 April 2011 23:26

@20: You suck. Get a life and stop abusing ellipses.

rebekahah | 7

#2295131 - Monday 4 April 2011 23:31

37 haha. ;)

AvengedSevenfold_fml_fml | 12

#2295543 - Tuesday 5 April 2011 0:52

Hooray for crazy people!! (^_^)/

khaya | 9

#2296115 - Tuesday 5 April 2011 2:30

Hooray indeed, side note does anyone else
see that biscuit floating next to superman.

rebekahah | 7

#2296647 - Tuesday 5 April 2011 4:21

103 yeah I see it. I wanna pick it up, but I think that's his lunch.

By Tuesdays76 | 0

#2294920 - Monday 4 April 2011 23:02

Well GOOD MORNING! Why drink coffee when you can get smacked in the face with a Night Stand?

EvilPotato | 14

#2295454 - Tuesday 5 April 2011 0:33

lol that would be a good commercial for a furniture store

IStoleTheCookies | 16

#2296084 - Tuesday 5 April 2011 2:24

LOL I agree. That is hilarious.

darkmis1 | 17

#2296373 - Tuesday 5 April 2011 3:25

I can totally see that! Or on one of those stupid little infomercials that sell ridiculous things. "* in peppy voice* Why need all that caffeine when you can wake up with a night stand smack?! Just one hard blow and you're good to go!"
*caution: may cause head trauma, bleeding, or death. In case of your death, you should contact emergency right away. No refunds.

EvilPotato | 14

#2296628 - Tuesday 5 April 2011 4:18

111 that's exactly what I thought except you for this *In peppy voice* not responsible for accidental death.

FMLsOhilarious | 6

#2297019 - Tuesday 5 April 2011 5:24

Lmao, that actually made me laugh. That was a good one :)

epyk_pryncess | 8

#2297125 - Tuesday 5 April 2011 5:38

but you need the mile long list of side effects like any other commercial. ya know, the ones which make you realize you'd rather deal with your runny nose than anal seepage...