Today, I was texting while making dinner. I went to pour the noodles into the boiling water and I dropped my phone in. Not thinking, I went to retrieve it from the water. I now have a completely useless phone and a useless hand. FML
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CleverOne
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D'awwwwwww
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fyl12345678901
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ur an idiot
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tworkman
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The OP shouldn't have been texting while making dinner at all. What an idiot.
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im2cool2fml
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why do you need a cell phone? kitchens have phone and you shouldn't be leaving the kitchen
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allmidnighteyes
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So use your other hand.
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nokillnobeepbeep
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No no no. She should pretend she is playing bobbing for apples, and the phone is the apple.
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Zer0_Zer0
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She gets the phone, i get the noodles?
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deafeningsilence
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I lol'ed after reading #7
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Rizzen
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#63 there is a button for that
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Cristaderzi
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You cant detach from your pacifier long enough to fill a basic need such as eat then YEAH/YES you deserve it!!!
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kayceesaysfyl
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hahah omg thats completely understandble....sorta
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harmony88
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It's a knee jerk reaction that a lot of people would have..... unfortunately, it's the wrong reaction.....
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allmidnighteyes
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YDI for using your phone over a vat of boiling hot water, and not thinking for that split second as to whether or not you should reach in and get it.
People shouldn't be allowed to multitask when it comes to texting.
People shouldn't be allowed to multitask when it comes to texting.
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angeluv_2014
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tongs bitch
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Nakedsquirrel
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Are you by chance the mother of miss Bees Make Me Drive and Act Like a Fucktard?
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msdxv3
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I think the comment from the Bee FML might be a descendent from this family tree squirrel HAHA
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nom_nom_nom
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#3.... what? That made no sense. Lol
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sarahbau
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Yes it did. It's a metaphor.
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portlandrima
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don't worry man, learn to masturbate with the other hand. you can do it cause one of my hands is the CLAW
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OLOtheDemigodess
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The Craw?
lmfao
lmfao
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emilysanftwsom
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YDI, simply YDI.
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SusanaSaysRawrxD
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Uhh. Using a phone. While cooking?
Hun, I think you might need a support group or something. Text Addicts Anonymous?. :]
Hun, I think you might need a support group or something. Text Addicts Anonymous?. :]
People shouldn't be allowed to multitask when it comes to texting.