Transportation, Weird, Cars and Awkward: Creepypasta

Creepypasta

By terrifiedanon - 29/06/2019 06:00 - United States - Denver

Today, I was at a house party and a guy needed a ride somewhere. Our designated driver, being the nice person she is, offered. I was in the back seat with him. His first words were, "Hey guys! I want to clear this awkwardness so… I once saw a 6-year-old girl die during a drive by I was on." FML

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By blackandblue - 02/11/2010 16:26 - United States

Today, I was waiting for a friend to pick me up. It was after dark and I was nervous, so when he pulled up I immediately jumped in the car. The young girl in the driver's seat started freaking out, screaming and punching me in the face repeatedly. I'd accidentally gotten in the wrong car. FML

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You deserved it 28 797

By EmployeeOfTheMonth - 09/06/2013 23:33 - United States - Montpelier

Today, I attempted to make a good impression amongst new coworkers by volunteering to be the designated driver at my work party. What did that get me? A backseat full of puke and some idiot too drunk to remember where he lived. FML

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You deserved it 9 126

By IhatebeingtheDD - 15/10/2010 14:08 - United States

Today, I was the designated driver for my friend's 21st birthday. On the way home from the bar, he threw up all the pasta and tequila he'd had onto the back seat of my car, and told me it was part of his whole party plan. FML

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You deserved it 4 077

By icantdrive - 19/03/2009 04:22 - Canada

Today, I went to a party to see my crush. He offered me a drink and I declined telling him that I don't drink because alcohol makes people act stupid and crash their cars. He then saw me back into a car parked on the street and shatter my backlights as I reversed from the driveway to go home. FML

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You deserved it 73 348

By brodinn - 11/04/2014 13:48 - United States - Florence

Today, I watched a drunk guy getting thrown out of a bar, then get tased on the sidewalk outside. He was our designated driver. FML

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You deserved it 5 863

Lost

By Anonymous - 14/05/2012 14:22 - Estonia - Tallinn

Today, a friend who I hadn't seen in a while offered to give me a ride. I didn't really know how to give directions to my house, so when we had been driving for a while and it was getting awkward, I just pointed at a random house and pretended to live there. FML

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You deserved it 39 381

Gross, dude!

By Anonymous - 27/05/2010 02:30 - United States

Today, I picked up my 3 friends from a party. One of them drank too much and claimed she needed to throw up. I pulled over multiple times so she could. It didn't happen until we were right in front of her house and still inside my car. FML

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You deserved it 3 174

By Anonymous - 06/07/2011 11:06 - United Kingdom

Today, I was the designated driver. It was also my birthday party. FML

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You deserved it 5 406

By me - 20/04/2015 01:46 - Canada

Today, my exchange student asked me for a ride to a party at a friend's house that I didn't know about. When I said, "Oh, just let me change", she replied, "I just need the ride, you're not invited." FML

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You deserved it 3 228

By Anonymous - 09/03/2010 07:47 - United States

Today, I was driving back home after hanging out with some friends. I drove pass a woman standing next to a broken down car. I felt bad, so went back and offered her a ride home. Turns out it wasn't her car and she was a hooker. FML

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GamerChickxoxo 16

Saturday 29 June 2019 21:14

by drive by did they mean they were in a ride along with the cops or part of the murdering of the 6 year old ?

404wan 19

Saturday 29 June 2019 16:49

What the actual ****.

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404wan 19

Saturday 29 June 2019 16:49

What the actual ****.

NPDclusterBaware 8

Saturday 29 June 2019 19:51

Nani

ThatOneLonelyAsian 31

Saturday 29 June 2019 20:35

idk whether to laugh or cry, what a way to make it even more awkward

GamerChickxoxo 16

Saturday 29 June 2019 21:14

by drive by did they mean they were in a ride along with the cops or part of the murdering of the 6 year old ?

Taurus_ChicKa 36

Sunday 30 June 2019 1:54

You kicked the guy out at that point, right?

alycion 38

Sunday 30 June 2019 9:52

Report it to the cops. Most of those go unsolved. Covered too many of those stories, and it sucks that nobody ever has the guts to help the family get peace.