No. No you're not.

I imagine he was joking

1- your pic looks like spaghetti and meatballs with eyes.

WWFSMD?

#38 has not heard the good word of Pastafarianism

#38 That's because that's exactly what it is

I wonder if that would have worked

Still not right.

As crappy as that was op, just remember that that person is probably going through a really hard time and having a bad day. Maybe they just lost someone close to them. It doesn't excuse their behaviour, but it helps me realize that people often say things and react in ways they usually wouldn't just because of what's going on in their lives.

Having a bad day or going through something in your life does not justify being rude to someone simply doing their job. I've had days where I was near tears or seethingly angry but if I had to interact with someone in customer service I switch those emotions off, smile, and be polite.

Not bad, actually. Thanks for asking.

Well. My father died of asphyxiation earlier today.

Awkward silence.