Gynecomastia is no laughing matter. Except when a guy takes his shirt off because his man-boobs are getting sweaty.

Is that a fancy word for being fat?

It's the "scientific" term for man-boobs.

Time to hit the gym is it?

Jealous, much?

What ever happened to the “..., much?” construct? It was so on fleek!

Honey... Is this your bra or mine?

Hey look on the bright side, now when she drags you into a Victoria's secret store, you can shop for you as well.

Grab her stomach and tell her that’s a solid spare tire.

That's when you smile and say yup I paid for them with every delicious cheeseburger 😂🤣

Maybe she got jealous because she’s an A size cup.

This is why Kramer and Frank Costanza invented the BRO, a bra for men.

The Man-ssiere!

I'm into dudes who have something to grab for me, too ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

So unless you're uncomfortable in your body and want to change it - you're the one who has to live in it after all - shmush her into the cleavage to silence her haha