By Chipper - 09/08/2018 03:50

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Today, my girlfriend and I were laying in bed. She rolled over and began rubbing my chest. She then said, "Wow babe those are a solid B-cup." FML
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BurnInDemonFire 34

Gynecomastia is no laughing matter. Except when a guy takes his shirt off because his man-boobs are getting sweaty.

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real life problems 26

Hey look on the bright side, now when she drags you into a Victoria's secret store, you can shop for you as well.

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BurnInDemonFire 34

Gynecomastia is no laughing matter. Except when a guy takes his shirt off because his man-boobs are getting sweaty.

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Emma Marshall 19

Is that a fancy word for being fat?

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RicàrdoPen 5

no it can happen to some thin people too

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BurnInDemonFire 34

It's the "scientific" term for man-boobs.

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RichardPencil 30

Jealous, much? What ever happened to the “..., much?” construct? It was so on fleek!

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real life problems 26

Hey look on the bright side, now when she drags you into a Victoria's secret store, you can shop for you as well.

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Warmonger_Smurf 29

Grab her stomach and tell her that’s a solid spare tire.

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Charlie Given 26

That's when you smile and say yup I paid for them with every delicious cheeseburger 😂🤣

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wanted_2_want 40

Maybe she got jealous because she’s an A size cup.

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Davros 12

This is why Kramer and Frank Costanza invented the BRO, a bra for men.

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mssileas 25

I'm into dudes who have something to grab for me, too ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ So unless you're uncomfortable in your body and want to change it - you're the one who has to live in it after all - shmush her into the cleavage to silence her haha

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Mungolikecandy 19

At least they are solid and not floppy or flappy.

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