By Chipper - 09/08/2018 03:50

Today, my girlfriend and I were laying in bed. She rolled over and began rubbing my chest. She then said, "Wow babe those are a solid B-cup." FML
I agree, your life sucks 2 599
You deserved it 856

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Gynecomastia is no laughing matter. Except when a guy takes his shirt off because his man-boobs are getting sweaty.

Hey look on the bright side, now when she drags you into a Victoria's secret store, you can shop for you as well.

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Gynecomastia is no laughing matter. Except when a guy takes his shirt off because his man-boobs are getting sweaty.

Is that a fancy word for being fat?

no it can happen to some thin people too

It's the "scientific" term for man-boobs.

Time to hit the gym is it?

Jealous, much? What ever happened to the “..., much?” construct? It was so on fleek!

Honey... Is this your bra or mine?

Hey look on the bright side, now when she drags you into a Victoria's secret store, you can shop for you as well.

Grab her stomach and tell her that’s a solid spare tire.

That's when you smile and say yup I paid for them with every delicious cheeseburger 😂🤣

Maybe she got jealous because she’s an A size cup.

This is why Kramer and Frank Costanza invented the BRO, a bra for men.

The Man-ssiere!

I'm into dudes who have something to grab for me, too ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ So unless you're uncomfortable in your body and want to change it - you're the one who has to live in it after all - shmush her into the cleavage to silence her haha