By Chipper - 09/08/2018 03:50

Spicy
Today, my girlfriend and I were laying in bed. She rolled over and began rubbing my chest. She then said, "Wow babe those are a solid B-cup." FML
I agree, your life sucks 2 685
You deserved it 898

Same thing different taste

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Gynecomastia is no laughing matter. Except when a guy takes his shirt off because his man-boobs are getting sweaty.

Hey look on the bright side, now when she drags you into a Victoria's secret store, you can shop for you as well.

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Gynecomastia is no laughing matter. Except when a guy takes his shirt off because his man-boobs are getting sweaty.

Emma Marshall 19

Is that a fancy word for being fat?

RicàrdoPen 5

no it can happen to some thin people too

It's the "scientific" term for man-boobs.

Jealous, much? What ever happened to the “..., much?” construct? It was so on fleek!

Hey look on the bright side, now when she drags you into a Victoria's secret store, you can shop for you as well.

Grab her stomach and tell her that’s a solid spare tire.

That's when you smile and say yup I paid for them with every delicious cheeseburger 😂🤣

Maybe she got jealous because she’s an A size cup.

This is why Kramer and Frank Costanza invented the BRO, a bra for men.

I'm into dudes who have something to grab for me, too ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ So unless you're uncomfortable in your body and want to change it - you're the one who has to live in it after all - shmush her into the cleavage to silence her haha

Mungolikecandy 19

At least they are solid and not floppy or flappy.