FML : Today, as I was lying in my bed eating my dinner, my roommate says to me: "I don't know how to say this, but we need more towels. The room is flooding."...

Today, as I was lying in my bed eating my dinner, my roommate says to me: "I don't know how to say this, but we need more towels. The room is flooding." FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By youonlyneed2squares - / Wednesday 24 September 2014 04:10 /

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By cacheson | 39

#7386993 - Wednesday 11 January 2017 22:44

I think your roommate pretty much said it.

By INDYSTRUCTABLE | 41

#7429552 - Sunday 26 March 2017 3:46

why do you eat in your bed?! that's so messy and unsettling

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By cacheson | 39

#7386993 - Wednesday 11 January 2017 22:44

I think your roommate pretty much said it.

By INDYSTRUCTABLE | 41

#7429552 - Sunday 26 March 2017 3:46

why do you eat in your bed?! that's so messy and unsettling

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