By mog907 - United States Today, I realized my mixtape was truly fire when I accidentally ran it through the washer and dryer. FML I agree, your life sucks 621 You deserved it 76 25 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Poppleton99 - United States - Cedar City Today, I was hanging out with a friend out of state. He had some friends with him and we were all having a great time, until they found out I live in Utah. They instantly assumed I was Mormon and started to act weird around me. This is a frequent occurrence. FML I agree, your life sucks 21125 You deserved it 1959 77 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Still Dry - United States Today, I went to a water park, and the fee to get in was $39.95. Once I got in I was really thirsty, so I got a soda and then I hear over the intercom that the park is closing due to a clog in the cleaning system. I paid 43.67 for a soda. FML I agree, your life sucks 39331 You deserved it 4207 316 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Anonymous - United States - Salt Lake City Today, it's been five days since I started my new job in a new town, just signed a lease on my new apartment too. Now I find out the company's closing down, and since I'm still on probation, I'm told I'm not entitled to any kind of severance. FML I agree, your life sucks 22501 You deserved it 1913 45 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By fmlsrsly - United States Today, I went to the doctor to find out why I've been feeling so sick the past several weeks. Turns out, I'm severely allergic to the cat of my girlfriend of two years. I told her "It's me or the cat." She chose the cat. FML I agree, your life sucks 69348 You deserved it 30143 270 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By awkwardology - Australia - Brisbane Today, my mum dismissed my diagnosed schizophrenia as "too much time with those earphones in". FML I agree, your life sucks 43785 You deserved it 3438 90 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By anonymous_0505 - Russian Federation Today, my boyfriend ditched me, saying he had some important things to do. When I checked on him a while later, I found out what was so "important". A game called Robot Unicorn Attack. FML I agree, your life sucks 29749 You deserved it 9446 266 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Anonymous - United Kingdom - Horsham Today, I had my first therapy session for the issues caused by trying to please my overbearing, paranoid, self-centred mother. The first thing she did after we started driving home? Ranting at me and demanding to know if I'd been "talking shit" about her to my therapist FML I agree, your life sucks 30677 You deserved it 2303 88 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Anonymous - 8/1/2021 11:01 Odd one out Today, I went to the mall with two friends. A modelling scout approached us and asked both of my friends if they were interested in modelling. When the scout finally noticed me, she asked if I was their mom. We're all the same age. FML I agree, your life sucks 906 You deserved it 77 4 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Xerfox - Germany - Neckarsulm Today, I flew to Germany to meet up with a girl that I met in America 5 months ago and fell in love with. We've been talking every day for 5 months straight. I get here just for her to tell me that she likes me "like a brother". FML I agree, your life sucks 14260 You deserved it 1873 58 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By uglyallover - United States Today, my boyfriend and I were playing a game where you ask sexual questions and you have to give an honest answer. At one point, I asked my boyfriend what his favorite position is, to which he quickly answered with no hesitation, "Any one where I don't have to see your face or body." FML I agree, your life sucks 31147 You deserved it 4411 70 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By R_Horsefeet - Netherlands Today, the guy I was seeing texted me a photo back of myself I had sent him earlier, saying I'm such a beautiful woman, suggesting that I set it as my profile pic. Too bad he doesn't think I'm pretty enough without a lot of enhancements, because he photoshopped the hell out of that thing. FML I agree, your life sucks 18911 You deserved it 1728 32 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By charlotte9338 - Canada Today, I went to the hospital with a broken hand. They gave me a cast and some prescription pain medication. The only problem is that the bottle of medication is child-proof, I live alone and I can't open it with one hand. FML I agree, your life sucks 33885 You deserved it 2879 202 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By looking4newvenue - United States Today, my wedding venue called and canceled our reservation because we were double booked with a spaghetti bingo night, which they felt was more important. FML I agree, your life sucks 37494 You deserved it 2944 130 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Ben - United States - Louisville Today, I found out that if someone flushes a toilet the same time I'm starting the washing machine, my house will flood. FML I agree, your life sucks 45145 You deserved it 2841 57 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By yuck - Australia - Melbourne Today, I was out riding and a seagull pissed on me. It got in my mouth. FML I agree, your life sucks 2537 You deserved it 220 11 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Betrayed - United States Today, I attended my college roommate's wedding. We were best friends for 4 years, but have only talked occasionally since graduation. I was looking forward to meeting her new husband, having heard so much about him during our conversations. Turns out she forgot to mention he's my ex. FML I agree, your life sucks 30036 You deserved it 2396 68 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By tired of my job - Canada - Surrey Today, I was at work, stocking shelves. A customer got mad because I was in the way of her "shopping time" and knocked down all the work I had done. FML I agree, your life sucks 23977 You deserved it 1363 44 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Anonymous Today, the neighbors' kid got a new airhorn. FML I agree, your life sucks 1930 You deserved it 77 4 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Anonymous - United States - Warren Today, while having a bad dream, I went to punch a bully in the face. Mid-swing I wake up and punch the solid concrete wall to my basement bedroom FML I agree, your life sucks 4184 You deserved it 619 17 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Anonymous - United Kingdom - Godalming Today, my car broke down. My dad insisted he could fix it, but screwed up in the process. After finally getting the car towed to a mechanic, I was told that I'd only needed a new water pump, but thanks to the damage my dad did, fixing it all will cost me a small fortune. FML I agree, your life sucks 43754 You deserved it 3755 48 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By sparkrok - United States - Puyallup Today, at work, I was standing around, doing nothing. When my coworker pointed this out, I laughed and said, "It's okay, I'm training for a supervisor position!" Guess who was standing right behind me. FML I agree, your life sucks 37855 You deserved it 18683 62 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Anonymous - United Kingdom - Birmingham Today, I woke up to an email confirming my membership to a dating site. Turns out my mother is as annoyed by my loveless life as I am. FML I agree, your life sucks 24074 You deserved it 2546 74 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By alcomom - 1/7/2020 02:02 Juicer Today, I spent ages prepping, chopping, bagging and freezing lots of fruits and veggies for my mom. I also bought her a juicer and alkaline water to help combat some of her health issues. I walked into the kitchen to see her mixing her juice with vodka and rum instead of the water. FML I agree, your life sucks 1159 You deserved it 224 10 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By ohnolunch - United States Today, I came back to my apartment to see that my roommate had left out bread, deli meat, and cheese on the counter, and made myself a sandwich. When she came back, she informs me that she found bugs in the fridge and took out all the food she thought would be contaminated. FML I agree, your life sucks 46630 You deserved it 15910 55 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By SlappyMcGee - United States Today, I was talking to a hot girl at the bus stop. She seemed interested in me and I was feeling a connection forming. When the bus came, I offered to let her board first, but she said it "wasn't her bus" and said goodbye. Later, I realized I'd spent 20 minutes making moves on a prostitute. FML I agree, your life sucks 22143 You deserved it 7151 33 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Anonymous Today, my husband and I were having sex. It was stormy outside, and when lightning flashed through the window, he screamed like a little girl and scrambled off the bed. FML I agree, your life sucks 1796 You deserved it 256 6 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Snowin2007 - United States Today, I told my boyfriend that I loved his flaming red hair. He told me that he loved the fuzz on my butt. FML I agree, your life sucks 31087 You deserved it 7490 108 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By ToInsecure4me - United States Today, I had to stay late at work. My husband made me take a video of myself punching out, to prove I wasn't cheating on him. FML I agree, your life sucks 35916 You deserved it 6409 239 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Stevie - United States - Southfield Today, I kindly explained to a client that she had calculated her CD interest wrong. She kindly responded that, as a nurse, she would never give me medical treatment if I was involved in a car accident. FML I agree, your life sucks 7457 You deserved it 610 19 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By 6u174r_d00d - United States Today, I saw a cute girl working register at my regular coffee shop and politely asked the her for her number. I was brutally rejected. A few minutes later, a douchebag with a popped collar approached her with a cheesy pickup line and left with not only her number, but a free frappe. FML I agree, your life sucks 40939 You deserved it 6051 347 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Jeff - United States Today, a wasp flew into my room. While I, a 6'2" hockey player, cowered in the corner, my 4'11" girlfriend killed it. FML I agree, your life sucks 11924 You deserved it 41629 384 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By barbie - United States Today, I was at the water park with my boyfriend. We were getting on a two-person tube slide. As I went to sit in the front I noticed the lifeguard looking me up and down, what I assumed was him checking me out. I found out I was wrong when he said, "Heaviest in back." FML I agree, your life sucks 54661 You deserved it 10561 148 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Charlotte - United States Today, I arrived at work at 8, and business was abnormally slow, but we assumed it would pick up. Few hours later, we had not had a single customer. As I walk out of the restaurant, I realize the open sign has been off all day. FML I agree, your life sucks 11082 You deserved it 38914 103 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By katie_sadface - Canada Today, I learned why so much money has been missing from my credit card account. My boyfriend stole it, and has been buying toys for his 3 children. I never knew he had kids. FML I agree, your life sucks 30188 You deserved it 2981 58 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Anonymous - United States Today, I let my on-again, off-again boyfriend spend the night. For months we had been fighting about his new flame. After he convinced me that they are no longer an item, we had the most mind-blowing sex then we fell asleep. I awoke to him moaning her name. Followed by pelvic thrusts. FML I agree, your life sucks 25959 You deserved it 54159 165 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Quiteannoyed - Finland - M?nts?l Today, I received several texts congratulating me on my pregnancy. It turns out that my husband announced he is going to be a father on Facebook, which I don't use. I'm not pregnant. FML I agree, your life sucks 45067 You deserved it 2878 104 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Deety Today, my psychologist broke up with me, professionally. It's alright though, she told me it's her, not me. FML I agree, your life sucks 7022 You deserved it 783 15 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Anonymous - United States - Newberry Today, I was talking to my husband about how I wanted our marriage to improve and not just be sex all the time. In the middle of my sentence, he asked for a blow job. FML I agree, your life sucks 34218 You deserved it 6848 162 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By hannahk267 - United States Today, I was practicing my lines for theater class in the hall. My partner and I chose a script where we argue over me stealing her boyfriend. Since it started to sound like a real argument, another student said that I was a "crazy bitch" and punched me in the face. FML I agree, your life sucks 39885 You deserved it 4378 118 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Anonymous - 31/12/2020 14:02 Denied Today, I asked a girl for her number and I wrote it down when she gave it to me. When I called her, it wasn't her. She'd given me a restaurant's phone number. FML I agree, your life sucks 653 You deserved it 261 5 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By kaymarfs | 15 #6665239 - Thursday 4 August 2016 19:50 OP didn't even take the pic. It was a caption contest from FML. Send a private message 25 0 Reply
By Tayleena97 | 11 #6665274 - Thursday 4 August 2016 20:33 It's lit Send a private message 24 1 Reply
By fitnessgram | 19 #6665075 - Thursday 4 August 2016 15:13 *facepalm* Send a private message 17 11 Reply
By SherbetGlitter | 26 #6665092 - Thursday 4 August 2016 15:33 Wasn't expecting one of the not-top-comments to win, I didn't even see this looking through the comments! Nice choice though :P Send a private message 23 3 Reply
By Brightbulb | 39 #6665124 - Thursday 4 August 2016 16:07 I did this when I was 12, I laughed...... My parents not so much. Gas dryers are dangerous stuff. Love the caption!! Send a private message 11 4 Reply
By flopstar | 21 #6665184 - Thursday 4 August 2016 17:41 Let's take a moment to appreciate how op rather take a picture of the fire rather than put the fire out, you've got your priorities straight op Send a private message 6 34 Reply
Reply kaymarfs | 15 #6665239 - Thursday 4 August 2016 19:50 OP didn't even take the pic. It was a caption contest from FML. Send a private message 25 0 Reply
By Tayleena97 | 11 #6665274 - Thursday 4 August 2016 20:33 It's lit Send a private message 24 1 Reply
By okkkk_fml | 4 #6665292 - Thursday 4 August 2016 20:51 Good job , take pic then put out fire. lol jk ( not really) Send a private message 4 1 Reply
By camoMS | 17 #6665314 - Thursday 4 August 2016 21:38 I work on appliances for a living and this picture terrifies me. Send a private message 11 1 Reply
By daidax_238 | 26 #6665384 - Friday 5 August 2016 0:56 *dryer is literally on fire* Me: ah yes. I should take a picture Send a private message 6 2 Reply
By laxdude101 | 13 #6665482 - Friday 5 August 2016 5:09 idk, I'm kinda disappointed in this one. the whole mixtape thing is dead by now... never found it funny either... but hey, to each his own Send a private message 14 3 Reply
By SwagGod420 | 2 #6665498 - Friday 5 August 2016 5:31 you literaily copied mine but whatever Send a private message 0 1 Reply
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