Today, I realized my mixtape was truly fire when I accidentally...

By mog907 - 04/08/2016 12:49 - United States

Today, I realized my mixtape was truly fire when I accidentally ran it through the washer and dryer. FML

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By Cellphonetroubles - 19/11/2009 07:36 - Canada

Today, I was laughing at a story of a girl who had dropped her cellphone in a hottub and ruined it. As I was feeling pretty good about myself, I then realized that my cellphone was in the pocket of a sweater that I had just thrown in the washer 20 minutes prior. FML

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Robby Krieger rubbing salt into the wound again

By No time to wallow in the fire - 08/07/2022 16:00

Today, I had to stay at a friend's house because my dryer caught fire. My friend decided to start cleaning, so he put on his music playlist. By sheer coincidence, the first song that played was "Light My Fire." FML

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By anonymous - 17/05/2016 00:29 - United States - Ashland

Today, at the laundromat. I loaded a huge load into the top dryer, put all the quarters in, and started the bottom one. I realized my mistake when I came to check on it. FML

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By FreeToFly3733 - 19/08/2010 11:25 - Canada

Today, I finally found my cellphone when I heard WHACKWHACKWHACK inside the washing machine. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/10/2010 09:57 - United States

Today, I started some laundry late at night. Once my clothes were in the washer for about a half hour, I got bored and I decided I would listen to my iPod. After looking for it for another 15 minutes, I remembered where I'd left it; in my jacket... which is now nice and clean. FML

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By Liah - 28/03/2022 10:00

Today, I was rearranging the cabinets above the washer and dryer, and the whole thing fell down on top of the washer. I had just put my clothes in the washing machine too. FML

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By beep_guacamole - 24/05/2009 21:49 - United States

Today, I went to the laundromat. I put a load in the dryer and walked away to check on my other load. When I came back, I saw a homeless man putting his dirty, wet underwear in the dryer with my clean clothes. FML

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By Peach - 05/12/2017 15:00

Today, my husband finally decided to help with the laundry. He washed a pen and it exploded in the dryer. FML

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By Whoops... - 02/09/2018 14:30

Today, my breakfast disagreed with me and I shit myself unexpectedly at the laundromat, right after starting the washer with all of my other pants in it. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/04/2020 05:00

Today, my husband, who repairs appliances for a living, repaired our dryer. One lot of wet clothes later, it caught fire and ruined the laundry room. FML

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kaymarfs 15

Thursday 4 August 2016 19:50

OP didn't even take the pic. It was a caption contest from FML.

Tayleena97 11

Thursday 4 August 2016 20:33

It's lit

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fitnessgram 19

Thursday 4 August 2016 15:13

*facepalm*

SherbetGlitter 26

Thursday 4 August 2016 15:33

Wasn't expecting one of the not-top-comments to win, I didn't even see this looking through the comments! Nice choice though :P

Brightbulb 39

Thursday 4 August 2016 16:07

I did this when I was 12, I laughed...... My parents not so much. Gas dryers are dangerous stuff. Love the caption!!

flopstar 21

Thursday 4 August 2016 17:41

Let's take a moment to appreciate how op rather take a picture of the fire rather than put the fire out, you've got your priorities straight op

kaymarfs 15

Thursday 4 August 2016 19:50

OP didn't even take the pic. It was a caption contest from FML.

Tayleena97 11

Thursday 4 August 2016 20:33

It's lit

okkkk_fml 4

Thursday 4 August 2016 20:51

Good job , take pic then put out fire. lol jk ( not really)

camoMS 18

Thursday 4 August 2016 21:38

I work on appliances for a living and this picture terrifies me.

daidax_238 26

Friday 5 August 2016 0:56

*dryer is literally on fire* Me: ah yes. I should take a picture

laxdude101 13

Friday 5 August 2016 5:09

idk, I'm kinda disappointed in this one. the whole mixtape thing is dead by now... never found it funny either... but hey, to each his own

SwagGod420 2

Friday 5 August 2016 5:31

you literaily copied mine but whatever

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Robby Krieger rubbing salt into the wound again

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