FML : Today, I came home from a stay at my girlfriend's place. My little brother stepped on my bag and accidentally switched my vibrator on. I told him the buzzing...

Today, I came home from a stay at my girlfriend's place. My little brother stepped on my bag and accidentally switched my vibrator on. I told him the buzzing sound was my electric toothbrush. He went to the bathroom and came back with the toothbrush. He won't stop asking what's in my bag. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

dannidoll93 Say more :

OP here, clearing a few things up. This actually happened a couple of years ago before I moved out but thought it would make a fun FML. The girlfriend and I are both female. I had unpacked the rest of my bag (including my toothbrush) when I got home but was waiting until everyone had cleared out of my room to put the vibrator away. :) I just did my best to avoid his questions until he forgot! I'm enjoying all the comments :D

By dannidoll93 / Saturday 22 August 2015 14:59 / United Kingdom - Padiham

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By xJChristine | 16

#6390089 - Sunday 23 August 2015 04:04

Say you accidentally took your girlfriends toothbrush :) Good luck!

By xluciferx666 | 21

#6390103 - Sunday 23 August 2015 04:09

Tell him it's the ark of the covenent and if you show him spirits will melt his face off

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By xJChristine | 16

#6390089 - Sunday 23 August 2015 04:04

Say you accidentally took your girlfriends toothbrush :) Good luck!

By xJChristine | 16

#6390093 - Sunday 23 August 2015 04:05

Sorry I commented twice, FML app wasn't working properly

chuka81 | 27

#6390191 - Sunday 23 August 2015 05:35

No you didn't.

IsoMotionZ | 2

#6390911 - Monday 24 August 2015 05:54

why does this comment have so many dislikes

By jakers8424 | 18

#6390096 - Sunday 23 August 2015 04:06

Say it's an electric toothbrush

MzZombicidal | 36

#6390127 - Sunday 23 August 2015 04:29

OP literally already did that...

FalloutScrolls | 25

#6390140 - Sunday 23 August 2015 04:39

Read the FML next time, maybe?

TrippingOnAcid | 29

#6390386 - Sunday 23 August 2015 08:54

Guys, I think it's trying to make a joke

mrmcleod | 29

#6391356 - Monday 24 August 2015 05:05

Why are you so downvoted? I thought this was funny!

KingKralj | 31

#6625786 - Saturday 11 June 2016 04:41

Your profile pic says otherwise :P

By whitevenom | 12

#6390099 - Sunday 23 August 2015 04:07

So what happened at your girlfriends place??

MzZombicidal | 36

#6390132 - Sunday 23 August 2015 04:32

"Haha then what? ;)"

dannidoll93 | 23

#6390322 - Sunday 23 August 2015 07:52

This made me giggle. White boys texting, amiright?

aloneingarden | 13

#6390357 - Sunday 23 August 2015 08:26

Why you had the vibrator in the first place?

thawny_fml | 21

#6390363 - Sunday 23 August 2015 08:36

44 I'm not sure you understand how sexy time works between two females.

By xluciferx666 | 21

#6390103 - Sunday 23 August 2015 04:09

Tell him it's the ark of the covenent and if you show him spirits will melt his face off

GuineaPig721 | 13

#6390304 - Sunday 23 August 2015 07:37

Sweet Indiana Jones reference, bro

deathshead | 19

#6390394 - Sunday 23 August 2015 09:04

NERDS!!! Of course I got it too.....

By ILikeKoalas | 24

#6390106 - Sunday 23 August 2015 04:11

Why would you have a vibrator? Unless you're a girl

sofiery | 9

#6390111 - Sunday 23 August 2015 04:16

you can get vibrators for both sexes. Why wouldn't you have one ;)

MzZombicidal | 36

#6390130 - Sunday 23 August 2015 04:31

Because anyone can be into anything?

kyiomi | 18

#6390174 - Sunday 23 August 2015 05:14

Vibrators are for everyone, hun. And even if OP is a girl, so what? Don't genderize things and definitely don't be homophobic. OP can use what (s)he wants for pleasure.

chuka81 | 27

#6390200 - Sunday 23 August 2015 05:47

I haven't heard of the vibrator for men. And how exactly would such a device be used!

doemetoch | 28

#6390205 - Sunday 23 August 2015 05:49

There are many fun ways to use a vibrator, also if you're a heterosexual couple. You might want to expand your sexual horizons a bit if you genuinely didn't know that!

randomcritic | 14

#6390211 - Sunday 23 August 2015 05:57

Because they are awesome, also couples use them together. There are plenty of specificity male vibrators on the market.

gichikku | 14

#6390225 - Sunday 23 August 2015 06:11

Vibrators can definitely be used for men. They do have asses. Even some straight guys love it, it does not make them gay. Only being attracted to the same sex makes you gay.

ILikeKoalas | 24

#6390246 - Sunday 23 August 2015 06:41

Okay, I didn't mean to offend. Im far from homophobic. It was literally a question, not a rhetorical one. I don't know anything about sex toys so I didn't know.

amanda182 | 19

#6390317 - Sunday 23 August 2015 07:50

Exactly #20 ! OP can deffinetly be a girl, it doesn't always have to be a guy as soon as "girlfriend" is mentioned.

darkmournings | 12

#6390354 - Sunday 23 August 2015 08:24

i don't have one.

Goaliedude0724 | 12

#6390555 - Sunday 23 August 2015 11:33

Your an idiot

mrmcleod | 29

#6391367 - Monday 24 August 2015 05:09

Well you see #24. Male vibrators are just like female ones. They're phallic shaped and are inserted into the rectum.

TheGr8Penguino | 0

#6727741 - Sunday 25 December 2016 10:05

They never said it was just for men. they were just confused. That's how the world is now. Jesus Christ, you got triggered.

TheGr8Penguino | 0

#6727742 - Sunday 25 December 2016 10:07

Nobody said that it had to be a guy when there is girlfriend mentioned...

By NozomiTojo | 21

#6390112 - Sunday 23 August 2015 04:16

Just tell him you have pet bees.

By manga_fml | 15

#6390117 - Sunday 23 August 2015 04:17

I think OP and her girlfriend are both girls. Tell him it was your cell phone?

lexiale | 10

#6390121 - Sunday 23 August 2015 04:21

Why did you have to state their genders? even if it were male and female they could still use vibrators

emisheah | 17

#6390172 - Sunday 23 August 2015 05:10

If you read the follow up they are both girls

thatannoyingdude | 19

#6390836 - Monday 24 August 2015 04:45

He stated the gender simple because it's not a norm for a male to use a vibrator, which is why some people are a bit confused. Frankly, I also thought it was weird that a guy had a vibrator, but seeing how they are both girls it's a bit clearer now