Food, Stuck, Delivery and Keys: When the going gets tough… - FML

When the going gets tough…

By Anonymous - 22/04/2022 04:00

Today, I ordered in a kebab and decided to play Billy Ocean on full blast as I waited. The delivery driver reached the lobby, and as I run down, I left my keys behind. So here I am, eating a kebab, outside my house, whilst "Love Really Hurts Without You" plays on the other end of the door. The person with the keys comes in an hour. FML

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RichardPencil 30

Friday 22 April 2022 4:36

That person should get out of their car and get into your dreams. Assuming you are dreaming of being indoors.

SirEnigM0nk 22

Saturday 23 April 2022 8:43

Sheesh...hope you enjoy yourself in the meantime.

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RichardPencil 30

Friday 22 April 2022 4:36

That person should get out of their car and get into your dreams. Assuming you are dreaming of being indoors.

Earl_KarmasBitch 33

Friday 22 April 2022 7:52

When the going gets tough, the tough eat kebabs.

SirEnigM0nk 22

Saturday 23 April 2022 8:43

Sheesh...hope you enjoy yourself in the meantime.

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