Miscellaneous: Today, my mom asked if I wanted to come to dinner with my parents...

By charlie - 10/05/2009 01:48 - United States

Today, my mom asked if I wanted to come to dinner with my parents and my grandparents who are in from London. When we got to the restaurant, there was a wait. My mom made me walk home because they could get a table quicker for a group of four than a group of five. FML

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You deserved it 3 007

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By BrokeAsFuck - 18/10/2012 23:52 - United States

Today, my mom and I went out to a fancy and expensive restaurant per her request; she told me it was her treat. After we ate our meals and the large check came, she excused herself to the bathroom. She didn't come back. I was dine-and-dashed by my own mother. FML

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You deserved it 2 039

By lonesome - 28/04/2013 05:23 - Canada

Today, my whole family made an hour-long drive to a restaurant that's just a few minutes away from my place. I wasn't invited. FML

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You deserved it 3 432

All in the Family

By weedvocate - 25/03/2020 14:02

Today, my mother brought home dinner for 4 people. I was not one of those people. The dog, however, was. FML

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You deserved it 174

Fine mess

By Anonymous - 28/06/2023 02:00

Today, I begged my parents not to take me to a restaurant for my birthday, but sure enough, they took me to one, along with my siblings, aunts, uncles, you name it. Ordering with them is a nightmare, so after a whole half-hour the waiter still hadn’t gotten everyone’s complicated orders written down. FML

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You deserved it 125

By Anonymous - 13/03/2013 23:22 - United States

Today, I invited my girlfriend to go eat out, hoping to put her in a really romantic mood. She decided to tell her friend, who then invited herself and another couple along. I ended up being made fifth wheel, and had to sit alone at an adjacent table. FML

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You deserved it 4 322

Barred for life

By tariel - 22/05/2018 21:08

Today, I went to my favorite restaurant with my mother. The food took a little longer than usual to arrive and my mom threw a fit, complete with kicking and screaming, in the middle of the restaurant. My mom and I are both banned for life. FML

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You deserved it 420

Why though?

By Anonymous - 02/03/2024 02:00 - United States

Today, I asked my parents why we hadn't been out to eat as a family for so long. Both mom and dad agreed, so we made plans to go have breakfast at the Waffle House. Upon arriving, Dad threw a tantrum in the restaurant over nothing, and insisted on yelling at us the entire time. Guess I got my answer. FML

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You deserved it 108

Lost

By daenerys stromboli - 28/12/2013 18:11 - Ireland - Navan

Today, my parents started fighting at a restaurant. Embarrassed, I went to the restroom to get away and stayed in there for about 15 minutes, knowing how long their fights can last. When I came back, they were gone. They'd ditched me, and left me to walk several miles back home. FML

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You deserved it 4 694

Hello?

By Anonymous - 26/06/2024 12:00 - Denmark - Aalborg

Today, I found out that my parents forgot to invite me out to eat with them. I found this out when my mom invited my sister right in front of me. FML

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You deserved it 82

By TooShort - 03/05/2009 14:06 - United States

Today, I walked into a restaurant with my parents to celebrate my Mom's birthday. They immediately got a kid's menu and crayons out for me. I'm 15. FML

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You deserved it 8 612

AcidTears 0

Sunday 10 May 2009 9:06

That is so bitchy!!! hopefully the weather wasnt bad?

RedJester23 6

Sunday 10 May 2009 9:10

what a bitch. looks like somebody's gettin dirt for mother's day

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AcidTears 0

Sunday 10 May 2009 9:06

That is so bitchy!!! hopefully the weather wasnt bad?

hippo23 0

Sunday 4 April 2010 5:35

that's horrible! ur mom is mean!!!!

Shyman4ever 0

Monday 13 December 2010 23:41

Hire someone to boom bang bang your mother

pandaisloveS2 0

Sunday 10 May 2009 9:06

ur mom is mean.. :[ i'm srry u had to go home

stonerchu 0

Sunday 10 May 2009 9:07

Damn that's definitely a fyl indeed

ryvenna 0

Sunday 10 May 2009 9:09

Aww, that sucks ;( However, it does not sound like your grandparents come to visit all that often

RedJester23 6

Sunday 10 May 2009 9:10

what a bitch. looks like somebody's gettin dirt for mother's day

shawnarawwwrr 0

Sunday 10 May 2009 9:11

why are moms such ***** sometimes?!

Achall91 17

Wednesday 4 July 2012 2:57

The mom is bitch. Don't know why you assume she's a **** though.

PureGold 0

Sunday 10 May 2009 9:12

That's just CRUEL. And terrible parenting, why would they do something like that? FYL :( And I hope you didn't get her anything for Mother's Day lol xP

24788 6

Sunday 10 May 2009 9:15

Your parents suck and since when can't you fit one extra person in at a table? Just put an extra seat on the end of the booth. This one doesn't seem right to me.