Today, my mom asked if I wanted to come to dinner with my parents and my grandparents who are in from London. When we got to the restaurant, there was a wait. My mom made me walk home because they could get a table quicker for a group of four than a group of five. FML
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Today, my mom and I went out to a fancy and expensive restaurant per her request; she told me it was her treat. After we ate our meals and the large check came, she excused herself to the bathroom. She didn't come back. I was dine-and-dashed by my own mother. FML
Today, my whole family made an hour-long drive to a restaurant that's just a few minutes away from my place. I wasn't invited. FML
Today, my mother brought home dinner for four people. I was not one of those people. The dog, however, was. FML
Today, I begged my parents not to take me to a restaurant for my birthday, but sure enough, they took me to one, along with my siblings, aunts, uncles, you name it. Ordering with them is a nightmare, so after a whole half-hour the waiter still hadn’t gotten everyone’s complicated orders written down. FML
Today, I invited my girlfriend to go eat out, hoping to put her in a really romantic mood. She decided to tell her friend, who then invited herself and another couple along. I ended up being made fifth wheel, and had to sit alone at an adjacent table. FML
Today, I went to my favorite restaurant with my mother. The food took a little longer than usual to arrive and my mom threw a fit, complete with kicking and screaming, in the middle of the restaurant. My mom and I are both banned for life. FML
Today, I asked my parents why we hadn't been out to eat as a family for so long. Both mom and dad agreed, so we made plans to go have breakfast at the Waffle House. Upon arriving, Dad threw a tantrum in the restaurant over nothing, and insisted on yelling at us the entire time. Guess I got my answer. FML
Today, I invited a friend over for dinner and spent hours preparing a fancy meal. When I opened the door, he walked in with his new girlfriend, his mom, his sister, and his dog. I barely had enough food for one, let alone five. I ended up serving my fancy meal on paper plates. FML
Today, my parents started fighting at a restaurant. Embarrassed, I went to the restroom to get away and stayed in there for about 15 minutes, knowing how long their fights can last. When I came back, they were gone. They'd ditched me, and left me to walk several miles back home. FML
Today, I found out that my parents forgot to invite me out to eat with them. I found this out when my mom invited my sister right in front of me. FML
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AcidTears 0
That is so bitchy!!! hopefully the weather wasnt bad?
RedJester23 6
what a bitch. looks like somebody's gettin dirt for mother's day
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alexgisforme3 0
this is sick and cruel...i cant believe any parent would do that to their child. im terribly sorry! have a good day! =)
Eresbel 0
#6, you need to look up the word "****" because it does not mean what you think it means.
yojoeletsmakeout 0
You should have made that mofo you call a mother walk home instead.
AJComix 0
"Mothers day? OK, how about dinner," Once you arrive make sure there'll be a wait. Then tell your mother to go home to shorten the wait.
plethora 3
This is why table reservations were invented.
lbdancing 2
What!? I hope it wasn't a long walk, and start thinking of ways to get back at mom.
Phallus_fml 0
You were not expecting your mum to go back home, were you? So long as she was sorry and apologised.
dirtyhippie 0
I could totally see my grandmother doing this. Nasty bitch. Sorry 4 u OP.
FBIWarning 0
that is just ****** up, and on another note, whatcha have for dinner? :D
FMY_FYL 0
You should wrap up a piece of dog shit and give it to her for mothers day.