Today, my mom asked if I wanted to come to dinner with my parents and my grandparents who are in from London. When we got to the restaurant, there was a wait. My mom made me walk home because they could get a table quicker for a group of four than a group of five. FML
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Today, my mom and I went out to a fancy and expensive restaurant per her request; she told me it was her treat. After we ate our meals and the large check came, she excused herself to the bathroom. She didn't come back. I was dine-and-dashed by my own mother. FML
Today, my whole family made an hour-long drive to a restaurant that's just a few minutes away from my place. I wasn't invited. FML
Today, my mother brought home dinner for four people. I was not one of those people. The dog, however, was. FML
Today, I begged my parents not to take me to a restaurant for my birthday, but sure enough, they took me to one, along with my siblings, aunts, uncles, you name it. Ordering with them is a nightmare, so after a whole half-hour the waiter still hadn’t gotten everyone’s complicated orders written down. FML
Today, I invited my girlfriend to go eat out, hoping to put her in a really romantic mood. She decided to tell her friend, who then invited herself and another couple along. I ended up being made fifth wheel, and had to sit alone at an adjacent table. FML
Today, I went to my favorite restaurant with my mother. The food took a little longer than usual to arrive and my mom threw a fit, complete with kicking and screaming, in the middle of the restaurant. My mom and I are both banned for life. FML
Today, I asked my parents why we hadn't been out to eat as a family for so long. Both mom and dad agreed, so we made plans to go have breakfast at the Waffle House. Upon arriving, Dad threw a tantrum in the restaurant over nothing, and insisted on yelling at us the entire time. Guess I got my answer. FML
Today, I invited a friend over for dinner and spent hours preparing a fancy meal. When I opened the door, he walked in with his new girlfriend, his mom, his sister, and his dog. I barely had enough food for one, let alone five. I ended up serving my fancy meal on paper plates. FML
Today, my parents started fighting at a restaurant. Embarrassed, I went to the restroom to get away and stayed in there for about 15 minutes, knowing how long their fights can last. When I came back, they were gone. They'd ditched me, and left me to walk several miles back home. FML
Today, I found out that my parents forgot to invite me out to eat with them. I found this out when my mom invited my sister right in front of me. FML
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AcidTears 0
That is so bitchy!!! hopefully the weather wasnt bad?
RedJester23 6
what a bitch. looks like somebody's gettin dirt for mother's day
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Comments (109)
SituationMan 0
For everyone who thinks the mom is mean, how do you know she wasn't dying to eat or hypoglycemic? Maybe she valued the meal more than her son's presence? There are so many situations that make this scenario okay.
dabomb1463 0
There are no situations to make this okay.
the_boss_fml 0
#21 stfu please. fyl dude that's messed up
ALittleBitCrazy 0
#21 => Dying to eat? Right, you can wait that bit longer to eat. And if she valued the meal more than her son's precence, She's mean. :ssht:
yamen 0
aww dude, that sucks! :(
emer_helena 0
Maybe she only just said that because they couldn't afford to pay for another person. We're in a recession ya know! Seriously though, FYL
CryosFear 14
Then why would she invite him in the first place?...
carmela93 0
ahh. thats something my mum would do....you are not alone.
rosiegrewup 0
How ******* mean. I would have told her to **** off, personally.
666midnight 0
Ouch? =/
jackanackanory 0
I'm sorry you can't choose who your parents are. No one would choose her!
TornadoChaser 0
#25 - If they couldn't afford it why did she invite him in the first place? But yeah FYL.