Today, my mom asked if I wanted to come to dinner with my parents and my grandparents who are in from London. When we got to the restaurant, there was a wait. My mom made me walk home because they could get a table quicker for a group of four than a group of five. FML
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Today, my mom and I went out to a fancy and expensive restaurant per her request; she told me it was her treat. After we ate our meals and the large check came, she excused herself to the bathroom. She didn't come back. I was dine-and-dashed by my own mother. FML
Today, my whole family made an hour-long drive to a restaurant that's just a few minutes away from my place. I wasn't invited. FML
Today, my mother brought home dinner for four people. I was not one of those people. The dog, however, was. FML
Today, I begged my parents not to take me to a restaurant for my birthday, but sure enough, they took me to one, along with my siblings, aunts, uncles, you name it. Ordering with them is a nightmare, so after a whole half-hour the waiter still hadn’t gotten everyone’s complicated orders written down. FML
Today, I invited my girlfriend to go eat out, hoping to put her in a really romantic mood. She decided to tell her friend, who then invited herself and another couple along. I ended up being made fifth wheel, and had to sit alone at an adjacent table. FML
Today, I went to my favorite restaurant with my mother. The food took a little longer than usual to arrive and my mom threw a fit, complete with kicking and screaming, in the middle of the restaurant. My mom and I are both banned for life. FML
Today, I asked my parents why we hadn't been out to eat as a family for so long. Both mom and dad agreed, so we made plans to go have breakfast at the Waffle House. Upon arriving, Dad threw a tantrum in the restaurant over nothing, and insisted on yelling at us the entire time. Guess I got my answer. FML
Today, I invited a friend over for dinner and spent hours preparing a fancy meal. When I opened the door, he walked in with his new girlfriend, his mom, his sister, and his dog. I barely had enough food for one, let alone five. I ended up serving my fancy meal on paper plates. FML
Today, my parents started fighting at a restaurant. Embarrassed, I went to the restroom to get away and stayed in there for about 15 minutes, knowing how long their fights can last. When I came back, they were gone. They'd ditched me, and left me to walk several miles back home. FML
Today, I found out that my parents forgot to invite me out to eat with them. I found this out when my mom invited my sister right in front of me. FML
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AcidTears 0
That is so bitchy!!! hopefully the weather wasnt bad?
RedJester23 6
what a bitch. looks like somebody's gettin dirt for mother's day
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perfectwinds 0
Why is everyone only blaming the mom? The grandparents and the OP's dad stood there and let her do it, too. They're all bastards. If you're under 18 I'd call child services if I were you. If you're over 18, I'd say get money and move the hell out or find relatives that actually give a crap about you to take you in and never talk to your parents and grandparents again. That's such a dick thing to do. 21- You're a ****. I don't care if you're male or female, you're still a ****. Parents are supposed to put their kids first. I'm a mom and I would NEVER do this to my son. EVER. It doesn't matter what kind of disease I could have. She's just a selfish bitch. 54 is an asshat, too.
nobody_special 0
Thank you #60! I was wondering about the other people there too. I mean, they could have all gone to another restaurant with less to no wait and stayed together instead of kicking one person out. That's just mean!
blueknight1st 26
I would have straight up told her no and that a few extra minute witing isn't going to hurt anyone.
Rats_fml 0
there are SO many posts involving self-absorbed parents lately... is this some sort of American epidemic?? what is it with these ppl??!?
pew_pew_lasers 0
You seriously should have punched your mom in the throat.
summer66_fml 0
what a bitch!!!
_Requi3m 0
Wow, your mom's terrible. =/ What did you get her for Mother's Day? Nothing, I hope.
sjam 0
That's cruel :(
DaFluffyGoldfish 0
OMFG thats just freaking horrible!!! if it were me i would have pretended to leave and hide somewhere where you could see them, then like throw little ripped up peices of napkins at them and get them in their hair, so everywhere they go people would be like "god seriously whatis wrong with you?!!?" LMAO
hanamama 0
#68.... lol... Slap that ho. Sounds like my mother. What a bitch. Sabotage her makeup. And put Nair in that bitch's shampoo. And... and... oh, I could go on and on.