Today, my mom asked if I wanted to come to dinner with my parents and my grandparents who are in from London. When we got to the restaurant, there was a wait. My mom made me walk home because they could get a table quicker for a group of four than a group of five. FML
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Today, my mom and I went out to a fancy and expensive restaurant per her request; she told me it was her treat. After we ate our meals and the large check came, she excused herself to the bathroom. She didn't come back. I was dine-and-dashed by my own mother. FML
Today, my whole family made an hour-long drive to a restaurant that's just a few minutes away from my place. I wasn't invited. FML
Today, my mother brought home dinner for four people. I was not one of those people. The dog, however, was. FML
Today, I begged my parents not to take me to a restaurant for my birthday, but sure enough, they took me to one, along with my siblings, aunts, uncles, you name it. Ordering with them is a nightmare, so after a whole half-hour the waiter still hadn’t gotten everyone’s complicated orders written down. FML
Today, I invited my girlfriend to go eat out, hoping to put her in a really romantic mood. She decided to tell her friend, who then invited herself and another couple along. I ended up being made fifth wheel, and had to sit alone at an adjacent table. FML
Today, I went to my favorite restaurant with my mother. The food took a little longer than usual to arrive and my mom threw a fit, complete with kicking and screaming, in the middle of the restaurant. My mom and I are both banned for life. FML
Today, I asked my parents why we hadn't been out to eat as a family for so long. Both mom and dad agreed, so we made plans to go have breakfast at the Waffle House. Upon arriving, Dad threw a tantrum in the restaurant over nothing, and insisted on yelling at us the entire time. Guess I got my answer. FML
Today, I invited a friend over for dinner and spent hours preparing a fancy meal. When I opened the door, he walked in with his new girlfriend, his mom, his sister, and his dog. I barely had enough food for one, let alone five. I ended up serving my fancy meal on paper plates. FML
Today, my parents started fighting at a restaurant. Embarrassed, I went to the restroom to get away and stayed in there for about 15 minutes, knowing how long their fights can last. When I came back, they were gone. They'd ditched me, and left me to walk several miles back home. FML
Today, I found out that my parents forgot to invite me out to eat with them. I found this out when my mom invited my sister right in front of me. FML
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AcidTears 0
That is so bitchy!!! hopefully the weather wasnt bad?
RedJester23 6
what a bitch. looks like somebody's gettin dirt for mother's day
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Comments (109)
lilcuti3pi389 0
thats ****** up, then why in the world did she invite you? what kinda mom does that? FYL
lilcuti3pi389 0
i agree with #60! :)
neverland_fml 0
Wow, that's just...Wow. You poor thing. Time to find a new family! All those people are terrible to let you go.
aibohphobia 0
your family shouldn't have let her make you walk home. no mothers day present for her ;)
whomajigi 0
WHAT? That's just stupid. Your mother is a grade A bitch. Hey let's invite my daughter to see her grandparents who live in another country! Oh I have to wait an extra 15 minutes? F-that, daughter get lost.
DankJemo 0
Wow, you're mother is a C*nt. I would be incredibly angry with her for a very long time. I am sure you don't see your grandparents all that much, and sitting down to catch up over a nice meal is what I would have been looking forward to. If they wanted a table quicker that bitch of a mother should have left.
InspiredByGaGa 8
I hope that you are old enough to get a job and move away from that crazy c*nt.
patray_angel 0
It is bad enough that your mom was such a bitch like that, but I also don't get why your Dad and Grandparents also let this happen. Unless your family is the type that your mom kind of dominates and everyone just lets her do and say what she wants without question. I also hope it wasn't a very long walk home, in which case the bitch could have at least given you the money to get a cab. If your mom didn't want to wait, she should have either made reservations, called ahead, or made everyone a nice home cooked dinner.
mudbone 0
remember - paybacks a bitch. stand up to the the old bat and send her back home some day, see how that feels
SummerLover95 0
OMG, no person would ever do that. That's so wrong.