I Want You (She's So Heavy)

By Anonymous - 31/10/2021 14:00

Today, my flatmate has gotten so obese that she's breaking through the solid wood floors just by walking barefoot. She refuses to diet, and we're never getting our deposit back on this place. FML
I agree, your life sucks 960
You deserved it 112

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I’d be complaining about the weak flooring rather than your big flatmate. A person would have to be verrry heavy to literally break good flooring just by walking on it

A damage deposit only covers minor damage. A landlord could sue you for the major damages you cause. Get some hidden camera video of your fatmate breaking floorboards so you can throw her under the bus during your trial.

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A damage deposit only covers minor damage. A landlord could sue you for the major damages you cause. Get some hidden camera video of your fatmate breaking floorboards so you can throw her under the bus during your trial.

I feel like the floor literally breaking under you would be ground to sue your landlord not the other way around. floors are meant to support grown men

Sounds like she's a lot fatter/heavier than a grown man.

wysegirl 21

They can still only withstand certain weight limits. No clue in the weight here but renters insurance will at least give some relief.

I’d be complaining about the weak flooring rather than your big flatmate. A person would have to be verrry heavy to literally break good flooring just by walking on it

If your flooring can't support one fat person, what's it supposed to do if you have guests over? Your flooring is the problem, not your roommate--the floor should be able to hold all sorts of things, including a fat human. Get the landlord involved, because someone did a shit job setting your floors up.

I'd never expect to get a deposit back. Landlords are professionals in finding says to make sure you never do.

wysegirl 21

I hope you have renters insurance. if not get it.