Today, my maths teacher was giving my whole class a lecture on 'if you don't pay attention at school, you will fail.' She then pointed out out a man working on the roof and said: 'if you don't listen, you will end up like that guy.' That was my dad. FML
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Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, I was lecturing my high school students on the importance of a good education. I pointed out the janitor in the hall and told them if they didn't stay in school, they'd end up like him. Then one of my students raised her hand and reminded me that the janitor I pointed to was her dad. FML
Today, I found out that my mother has been seeing my maths teacher. I'm still failing his class. FML
Today, I overheard my dad telling his work buddy that he's disappointed in his kid. I assumed he meant my brother, for flunking out of school. He meant me, for quitting sports to focus on my studies. FML
Today, my teacher told me that unless I went into medicine, math, or engineering, I would never amount to anything in life. This wasn't even two minutes after I told him I want to be an author. FML
Today, my maths teacher, who hates me ever since I pointed out a mistake he made a few months ago, rang my dad and blatantly lied to him about me swearing at him in class. It was a complete load of bollocks, but my dad believed him and took away my PlayStation until after Christmas. FML
Today, my teacher walked into class and said, "Look to your left and right, one of those persons you just looked at will fail the upcoming exam." When asked why, she said too many people passed last year's exam. She was dead serious. FML
Today, I overheard my best friend's wife telling their kids to pay attention in school and stay focused on their goals so they don't end up a failure in life like their father's friend, Matt. Hi, my name is Matt and I'm the friend. FML
Today, I was talking to one of my supervisors at my new job. He asked if I knew a professor at the school I recently graduated from, and I decided to babble on about how shitty of a professor he was and how much I loathed his class. He then looked at me and said, "That's my dad." FML
Today, I passed my math test with flying colors. My dad thought I had cheated, so he emailed the school and told them that I had. They lowered my grade. FML
Today, my dad gave me a twenty minute lecture about responsibility and how lazy he considers me to be. He then yelled at me for not making his bed and getting his clothes off the floor. FML
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NiciNico2 0
i think it would be better to pay attention, or else you might end up as... her!
heyred 11
Your Dad probably earns more than that hack.
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Comments (132)
percawesome 0
wow now that I look at it, the second point makes no sense. but my first point stands! on whatever wobbly footing it has left! lol.
Doortje 30
Wow, that was unprofessional! Society needs people like your dad too, nothing wrong with that.
janiineee 0
OMG this is my post :D but dammit, I wasn't logged in >:|
Aerious 0
Congrats, want a cookie?
WallyTheWombat 0
I want a cookie :(
smexykero 0
can u share?
BloodyHeel 8
Why are you at school in the middle of January??
spanelli 16
A lot of schools are in in January.
jaquise 4
me two can I have one?
janiineee 0
wait no, no.. this isn't mine; mine was ageeeeees ago. this said it was posted yesterday :L
talktomandybaby 8
wow.make up your mind.it is or isnt it yours? but wait...no body cares(;
dlangel 2
agreed, and I'm not sure how it works there but in the USA op's dad might very well be making more than the teacher. with no student loans.
keegs666 0
LOL You have school? I live in NSW and am enjoying my summer.
janiineee 0
actually I did this ages ago.. it took its time getting published :D
oliver86 8
ZOMG!!! the op
macskapingvin 0
I think your teacher shouldn't mock someone with such a high-up job.
ygdrassil 17
I see what you did there.
Residence_fml 4
If everyone wanted a high place job, we would be living in trash without new houses being build and everything that broke couldn't be repaired or replaced. Besides what if your dad really wanted that job and is happy with it? If some people want to be plumbers or roofworkers, let them be. Such ignorant teachers
cojone 0
agreed
Bobissmall 13
Nah, we would advance so fast with everyone being so smart we'd have robots. You don't need people to do labour work if you have robots. Still it's a point where the Nazi's were right isnt it, blood and soil. Builders, farmers, and these people are the foundations of countries.
LiLCarlson 3
IMHO this is just sheer rudeness from you teacher and she should really ask herself if what she says is acceptable from a pedagogical point of view. It is a disgrace to talk bad about people who actually do have a job, who work hard to earn money for themselves and their families compared to those who just sit at home and get money from the state to survive.
haggymypants 3
Tell her that is your uncle and your dad is Johnny Depp.
oliver86 8
could be worse, you might end up as a teacher
benjimm1 0
yep