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Same thing different taste
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Simple concept of life ------------- If no one is bad, no one is good.
Simple concept of how retarded you are -- meaningful quotes on fmylife are lame
Been stuck in that situation before. That's when you pop out and say "Hi, I'm Matt. You should listen to your father. I'd much rathor be a raging success like he is. Oh, by the way, find your own damn ride to the airport. I just realized I'm too much of a failure to take you." (waits for "you such a looser" comnments) PS, I was lucky. He had to leave for an important business trip in 3 hours. Just get creative.
**** you, its not my fault i lead a meaningful life unlike you Now go to bed
Actually, 41, the reason he needed a ride was that his car was in the shop getting his brand new transmission installed, considering the last up and stopped working. Safe tuh say...DAT NIGGUH BROKE! He gave me the guilt trip by saying "My car's in the shop!" and I just said "Why don't you fix it with all your success?" "I am" "Good, looks like my job here is done. See ya Thursday!"
I don't understand. Whered the airport come from?
nah, he deserved it for not paying attention in school
Actually, he deserved it for writing "Hi, I'm Matt" in his FML and then posting it as Anonymous.
So? My name isn't really Gizmo, what's your point?
It's actually a Geo, thankyou.
Well, la-dee-frickin-da!
perdix get your girlfriend to make you a sammich and stop posting gayfish comments. thankyou
It is awesome to be a role model of kids!
Hey there, Matt!
Hi Matt. Operation: Do Best Friend's Wife needs to go into effect. And you do her good Matty, you do her good! So after she sucks you off, ask her "How does failures taste like bitch!?" Worry not, your best friend will understand.
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Well, at least you succeeded in one thing in your life- being the bad example
Punch her. And if it comes to it, punch the kids.