Today, my maths teacher, who hates me ever since I pointed out a mistake he made a few months ago, rang my dad and blatantly lied to him about me swearing at him in class. It was a complete load of bollocks, but my dad believed him and took away my PlayStation until after Christmas. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I sold all of my son's games and gadgets because he got a horrible report card. It turned out that the school made some sort of a mistake and it wasn't his actual report card. He actually got great grades. I tried to apologize but he told me to fuck off. FML
Today, I passed my math test with flying colors. My dad thought I had cheated, so he emailed the school and told them that I had. They lowered my grade. FML
Today, I found out that my mother has been seeing my maths teacher. I'm still failing his class. FML
Today, my dad took away my TV, books, and even my posters off the walls. Apparently he got a call from my headmistress, and I "should know what I did to deserve this." The thing is, I don't, I truly have no idea what I could have done to be punished like this, but I'm too scared to ask him to explain. FML
Today, my dad forgot it's my birthday. When I told him about it, he accused me of lying and threatened to ground me for a week. FML
Today, my dad grounded me for two weeks for profusely swearing at my misbehaving laptop. After some arguing, he actually accepted my half-joking offer to play a game of CoD over it. His condition was that if I lost, my grounding period would double. We played. He kicked my ass. FML
Today, my dad made a big show of sending me to my room and grounding me for a week. Not because he heard me cursing at my video game, but because I "swear like a little girl" and it embarrassed him in front of his friends. FML
Today, my dad and mom and I were going out to eat dinner. My dad wanted a romantic dinner just with my mom so he told me to make an excuse not to go. I did, which ended up as a huge fight, grounded and phone taken away. My dad just stood there in the background putting thumbs up. FML
Today, my dad threatened to hit me if I didn't tell him what I had in my homework. He thinks I won't keep secrets from him this way. There's a reason I kept secrets in the first place. FML
Today, I went to my dad, hoping to confess something to him. He quickly said that if I'd got my girlfriend pregnant, he'd kill me. That's exactly what happened. I had to make up a lie instead about stealing $50 from his wallet once as a kid, which he then demanded I pay back in full. FML
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cacheson 42
I had a teacher who hated me after I pointed out a mistake on an answer sheet. I didn’t even do it publicly, I waved her over and whispered it to her, but for the rest of the year she treated me like shit. Some people just shouldn’t be teachers.
TomeDr 25
Okay, I have to ask. What spelling is wrong? I’m not great at spelling either but I can’t find any errors. Unless you’re talking about “maths”. The use of the word “bollocks” indicates the writer is probably from the UK. So “maths” is correct because that’s how they say it there.
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cacheson 42
I had a teacher who hated me after I pointed out a mistake on an answer sheet. I didn’t even do it publicly, I waved her over and whispered it to her, but for the rest of the year she treated me like shit. Some people just shouldn’t be teachers.
RichardPencil 32
Well, at least you'll have plenty of time to study your math. And maybe brush up on your spelling.
TomeDr 25
Okay, I have to ask. What spelling is wrong? I’m not great at spelling either but I can’t find any errors. Unless you’re talking about “maths”. The use of the word “bollocks” indicates the writer is probably from the UK. So “maths” is correct because that’s how they say it there.
Michael Sawyer 11
I believe we in the USA are the only country to call it Math. every other country uses Maths(instead of using each type of math, basic math, algebra, geometry, ect
Iamthebanzai22 21
There.... there are people who say 'Math'? Wtf?
RichardPencil 32
I don't accept spelling judgments from a country that drives on the wrong side of the road. Math is the obvious abbreviation for mathematics -- it's the first four letters. You have to go all the way past ematic to get to an s.
Alan Staff 59
Oh boy, wait 'til you find out which side of the road Japan, Australia, India, and other massive countries drive on. And it's MATHS in proper English, Oi guvnor! Mathematics.
Iamthebanzai22 21
If your teacher blatantly lies about you like this then they are not fit to work with children and you should report them to school management. Do you have friends who would be willing to testify on your behalf?