Today, my maths teacher was giving my whole class a lecture on 'if you don't pay attention at school, you will fail.' She then pointed out out a man working on the roof and said: 'if you don't listen, you will end up like that guy.' That was my dad. FML
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Today, I was lecturing my high school students on the importance of a good education. I pointed out the janitor in the hall and told them if they didn't stay in school, they'd end up like him. Then one of my students raised her hand and reminded me that the janitor I pointed to was her dad. FML
Today, I found out that my mother has been seeing my maths teacher. I'm still failing his class. FML
Today, I overheard my dad telling his work buddy that he's disappointed in his kid. I assumed he meant my brother, for flunking out of school. He meant me, for quitting sports to focus on my studies. FML
Today, my teacher told me that unless I went into medicine, math, or engineering, I would never amount to anything in life. This wasn't even two minutes after I told him I want to be an author. FML
Today, my maths teacher, who hates me ever since I pointed out a mistake he made a few months ago, rang my dad and blatantly lied to him about me swearing at him in class. It was a complete load of bollocks, but my dad believed him and took away my PlayStation until after Christmas. FML
Today, my teacher walked into class and said, "Look to your left and right, one of those persons you just looked at will fail the upcoming exam." When asked why, she said too many people passed last year's exam. She was dead serious. FML
Today, I overheard my best friend's wife telling their kids to pay attention in school and stay focused on their goals so they don't end up a failure in life like their father's friend, Matt. Hi, my name is Matt and I'm the friend. FML
Today, I was talking to one of my supervisors at my new job. He asked if I knew a professor at the school I recently graduated from, and I decided to babble on about how shitty of a professor he was and how much I loathed his class. He then looked at me and said, "That's my dad." FML
Today, I passed my math test with flying colors. My dad thought I had cheated, so he emailed the school and told them that I had. They lowered my grade. FML
Today, my dad gave me a twenty minute lecture about responsibility and how lazy he considers me to be. He then yelled at me for not making his bed and getting his clothes off the floor. FML
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NiciNico2 0
i think it would be better to pay attention, or else you might end up as... her!
heyred 11
Your Dad probably earns more than that hack.
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Comments (132)
bazinga113 0
aww damn it's ok i know how you feel when people pay out a loved when that person usually ends up with a broken nose when it comes to me so maybe learn to fight oh well good luck
lindsaysue 4
....what?
Hidan_fml 0
Wrong FML. Try the one two below. *MUST RESIST URGE TO SWEAR!!! DAMNIT! I CAN'T DO IT!!* YOU ******* MORON!!!!!!!!
artemisrox98 10
... Did you just make a Naruto reference, or am I over thinking things?
sikkar 0
Your teacher is an ignorant ****. Roofing Business is nothing to laugh at...... as long as you own it . Now if just an employee, then **** your and your dad's life.
tbwrb 0
Everyone needs a roof over their heads and roofs will need repairing. Sounds a fairly steady job, though you'll probably be dragged out in all sorts of weather
tbwrb 0
math comes from the french mathematique, a lot of the differences between american and English pronounciation is that american a mash of modern(ish) English and modern(ish) French
forza_italia88 2
just say to her hey bitch thats my dad so watch your fat mouth! never be ashamed to say who your family is no matter what they do. he probably earns heaps more than her anyway
kingnothing607 3
Lol I would raise my hand, and when called on say "Thats my father you douche bag"
FYLDeep 26
If you don't pay attention in school, you will fail... school. It doesn't have that much bearing on the rest of your life. I would definitely suggest paying attention if you go to college though.
AngieVengeance 0
the world needs people that do those types of jobs. many smart people hold jobs that are hands on like that as preference. The meek shall inherit the earth..
geepc 3
roofing is a very underrated job. people who work with their hands aren't necessarily dumb, they just shine in different ways. I'd like to see her say that the next time her roof gets a leak and no one decides to come and fix it.
perdix 31
The teacher wasn't disparaging the OP's dad's profession -- she was saying that if they don't pay attention, they might end up stuck with idiot kids like the OP.
13garoni 0
ur teacher sounds like a ****