Today, my manager sent me a text message with a picture of Santa masturbating, with a message that said he wished me a white Christmas. FML
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70% off something you didn't need, a stampede and a cart that crashes at checkout. Thanks, Black Friday.
Today, my boss sent me a text message saying, "You're fired. Merry Christmas!" FML
Today, I sat on Santa's lap. He got an erection. FML
Today, I saw Santa. He gave me the finger. FML
Today, my boss sent a Christmas present… to my dog. FML
Today, I sent a text message to a guy I like, saying, "Dear Santa, I want to fall in love." He replied: "Wait for next Christmas..." FML
Today, my boss decided that a mug and a public 'thank you' were a sufficient substitute for a Christmas bonus. FML
Today, my boss made me wear reindeer antlers to promote the Christmas spirit. There are still 5 weeks till Christmas. FML
Today, my manager rejected my leave application for Christmas. Later I found out that I'm going to be the only employee working at the office during Christmas. FML
Today, when I came home from work, I saw my wife in nothing but black boots and a Santa hat. My boss and coworker were with me. I now have guys wanting to have a threesome with us. FML
Today, I got a Christmas present from my boss. It was an ab workout video. FML
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stupiddumbblonde 0
hahahahahaha. come on people, get a sense of Humor. :) not an FML!!
lsfry 0
sexual harassment anyone?
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Comments (103)
TeaganNCtown 0
Ha. was he a cute manager?
emelvin 0
soooo not an fml . get a ******* sence of humor, and dont be such a pussy about everything.
Senken_ 0
(O_O) ask if anyone else got this.
cmm724 0
it's ******* funny and if he's sexy it could be very beneficial!!
QWERTYCommander 5
That's hilarious.
omg2funny 1
I say enjoy the joke, but still sue the manager for sexual harassment. I see nno reason why the incoming $ should not bring cheer to you...
Foxracingluver 0
that's a good one.. I'll have to remember that... jk he sounds like a creeper
Shystai 0
This so freaking fake. It's like 3 years old.
carmelfrapp28 0
if i got this i would crack up, its so funny! :D get a sense of humor people
crazychillldd 0
How is this an FML? Learn to have a sense of humor...