Today, my manager sent me a text message with a picture of Santa masturbating, with a message that said he wished me a white Christmas. FML
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Wild Nights Out
Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Today, my boss sent me a text message saying, "You're fired. Merry Christmas!" FML
Today, I sat on Santa's lap. He got an erection. FML
Today, I saw Santa. He gave me the finger. FML
Today, my boss sent a Christmas present… to my dog. FML
Today, I sent a text message to a guy I like, saying, "Dear Santa, I want to fall in love." He replied: "Wait for next Christmas..." FML
Today, my boss decided that a mug and a public 'thank you' were a sufficient substitute for a Christmas bonus. FML
Today, my boss made me wear reindeer antlers to promote the Christmas spirit. There are still 5 weeks till Christmas. FML
Today, my manager rejected my leave application for Christmas. Later I found out that I'm going to be the only employee working at the office during Christmas. FML
Today, when I came home from work, I saw my wife in nothing but black boots and a Santa hat. My boss and coworker were with me. I now have guys wanting to have a threesome with us. FML
Today, I got a Christmas present from my boss. It was an ab workout video. FML
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stupiddumbblonde 0
hahahahahaha. come on people, get a sense of Humor. :) not an FML!!
lsfry 0
sexual harassment anyone?
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Comments (103)
hisbabygurl1 0
umm can u say dirty!!
nerf456 0
hahahaha
Cris_xP 0
it all depends did he say he was Santa and that was wat he was doing bcuz he cs u? if he didn't OP stop being a little b*tch!!!.....x)
MissMaritime 0
My brother-in-law and I used to send stuff like that to each other all the time. He sent me one with Santa and a bunch of stripper-elves.
upintheorange 5
that is hilarious...how on earth is this an fml?
brookiebaby1212 0
ok. and you put this as an fml why? it's a joke just because it's your boss doesn't me he/she doesn't make jokes or have a sense of humor. You're a f*cking idiot
number1screwup 0
thats just a forward. its a joke. iv gotten that 1 a million times. its supposed 2 b funny
slagger123 0
u got an awesome manager :)
UnluckyDom 0
I need that picture. Nuff said.
blt710 0
be happy it wasn't him in the picture :D