By Keaton - 15/06/2010 16:58 - United States

Today, I got a bird as a pet. I thought it would be funny to put it on my head and take a picture. When the flash went off the bird flew off my head and pooped at the same time. You could see it in the picture. FML
I agree, your life sucks 366
You deserved it 198

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That's going to make for an awesome picture. Also, I like how this FML is categorized as love-related.


wow ninja bird, it's fast enough to poop during the little time between the flash andyhe picture taken

EllyH 0
clanceyrocks11 0

that picture is def a facebook photo. win. fo sho

korn247 5

he shouldake that picture his profile pic!!! 

OP - don't your people EAT birds? just asking... Asians...

43 asians as in what? Asia has countries other than china and japan

TaylorTotsYumm 10

43, you should say Oriental people, to be more exact. :P

theChupacabras 0

43 - I didn't know new Mexico wasnin Asia.

theChupacabras 0

in soviet Russia u poop on bird. yyyyyeeeeeeaaaahhhhhh!!!!!!!

Tantaran 0

not an fml. This is an epic picture moment. send the picture to national geographic.

boogaboogaboo 0

in soviet Russia bird take picture of you getting shitted

ye, like India, cuz my whole family is from thr...

don't worry op your not the first person to get pooped on by a bird...

RedPillSucks 31

Pendatik, shame on you for not knowing that the Chinese have this secret "manifest destiny" thing going on. While we were busy trying to protect Taiwan, they too over New Mexico. Those Chinese are crafty.

deadboydrama 0

lol sorry 48 :P guys I'm kidding, I eat chicken all the time - if you looked at the amount of kfc I ate you'd think i'm black but on a more serious note, haven't you heard of the revolution in new Mexico by Chinese nationalists?

pureecstasy 5
enternamehere77 3

woahh your like gonna be a super photographer if you take more legit photos like that op.! haha

marie93uso 0

you put a bird on your head and you didn't see this coming??

RedPillSucks 31

I think it would have been worse if he DID see it coming.... Gives new meaning to "getting shit-faced"

That's going to make for an awesome picture. Also, I like how this FML is categorized as love-related.

mona_is_here 10

take a dirty picture for mee..

hahaha! win i like that song by taio cruz(:


Lol I dnt think he likes you.

christa953 12
MrCalves 1

you thought it would be funny and it was...

exactly 13... glad someone brought that up

EvilCupcake8361 9

pics or I didn't happen!! ;D