Keaton
United States
Today, I got a bird as a pet. I thought it would be funny to put it on my head and take a picture. When the flash went off the bird flew off my head and pooped at the same time. You could see it in the picture. FML
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JassyJas 2
poophead.
nerdsgetmehot 23
That's going to make for an awesome picture. Also, I like how this FML is categorized as love-related.
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JassyJas 2
poophead.
unmadebed 0
haha good bird.
ffmmllyaya 0
wow ninja bird, it's fast enough to poop during the little time between the flash andyhe picture taken
EllyH 0
frame that picture! :D
clanceyrocks11 0
that picture is def a facebook photo. win. fo sho
korn247 5
I wanna see the pic!!! lol
LifeIsShortXD 3
+=
kalixzo 11
he shouldake that picture his profile pic!!!
cody1992 0
lol
SilenNex 0
NEED PIC!!!!
cookiezR4me 0
OP - don't your people EAT birds? just asking... Asians...
strawberryspacejam 11
43 asians as in what? Asia has countries other than china and japan
TaylorTotsYumm 10
43, you should say Oriental people, to be more exact. :P
ericownz101 0
I moderated this one :D ... shit head
theChupacabras 0
43 - I didn't know new Mexico wasnin Asia.
theChupacabras 0
in soviet Russia u poop on bird. yyyyyeeeeeeaaaahhhhhh!!!!!!!
Tantaran 0
not an fml. This is an epic picture moment. send the picture to national geographic.
boogaboogaboo 0
aww, you scared the bird!
ffmmllyaya 0
in soviet Russia bird take picture of you getting shitted
GarryG 0
ye, like India, cuz my whole family is from thr...
illmatic2 16
don't worry op your not the first person to get pooped on by a bird...
RedPillSucks 33
Pendatik, shame on you for not knowing that the Chinese have this secret "manifest destiny" thing going on. While we were busy trying to protect Taiwan, they too over New Mexico. Those Chinese are crafty.
deadboydrama 0
god I want to see that pic
cookiezR4me 0
lol sorry 48 :P guys I'm kidding, I eat chicken all the time - if you looked at the amount of kfc I ate you'd think i'm black but on a more serious note, haven't you heard of the revolution in new Mexico by Chinese nationalists?
tienjt 3
-ahem-
pureecstasy 5
1 the best comment ever
enternamehere77 3
pic or it didn't happen :)
deathcab7 0
woahh your like gonna be a super photographer if you take more legit photos like that op.! haha
Clare420 0
picture or it didn't happen
Rawr_Doodle 0
that should be your profile pic!
the_pan1c 5
submit to failblog!!!! :D
marie93uso 0
#81 manifest destiny FTW :)
TheNewGuy03 29
op is korean. |the kid|
Leelee 0
LMAO :-D
ke59100 1
you put a bird on your head and you didn't see this coming??
RedPillSucks 33
I think it would have been worse if he DID see it coming.... Gives new meaning to "getting shit-faced"
nerdsgetmehot 23
That's going to make for an awesome picture. Also, I like how this FML is categorized as love-related.
justsayfuck 5
Agree. That picture's gonna rock.
mona_is_here 10
take a dirty picture for mee..
amandalovee 0
hahaha! win i like that song by taio cruz(:
YANKSFAN4EVER 0
Lol I dnt think he likes you.
christa953 12
put the picture online!!
MrCalves 1
you thought it would be funny and it was...
lky830 0
exactly 13... glad someone brought that up
EvilCupcake8361 9
pics or I didn't happen!! ;D
EvilCupcake8361 9
*it*
paintball2012 0
you were right, it is funny
stevenromero13 0
#7 ftw
ROFLBERRYPIE 0
Bird Win