Today, my manager sent me a text message with a picture of Santa masturbating, with a message that said he wished me a white Christmas. FML
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Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Same thing different taste
Today, my boss sent me a text message saying, "You're fired. Merry Christmas!" FML
Today, I sat on Santa's lap. He got an erection. FML
Today, I saw Santa. He gave me the finger. FML
Nice but weird
Today, my boss sent a Christmas present… to my dog. FML
Today, I sent a text message to a guy I like, saying, "Dear Santa, I want to fall in love." He replied: "Wait for next Christmas..." FML
Today, my boss decided that a mug and a public 'thank you' were a sufficient substitute for a Christmas bonus. FML
Today, my boss made me wear reindeer antlers to promote the Christmas spirit. There are still 5 weeks till Christmas. FML
Today, my manager rejected my leave application for Christmas. Later I found out that I'm going to be the only employee working at the office during Christmas. FML
Today, when I came home from work, I saw my wife in nothing but black boots and a Santa hat. My boss and coworker were with me. I now have guys wanting to have a threesome with us. FML
Today, I got a Christmas present from my boss. It was an ab workout video. FML
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stupiddumbblonde 0
hahahahahaha. come on people, get a sense of Humor. :) not an FML!!
lsfry 0
sexual harassment anyone?
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Comments (103)
WhatAboutUsFolk 3
maybe we should go talk to the sexual harrassment panda from south park to solve this. Eh?
thebeatles4891 1
win
kennysmom13 2
two choices: 1. sue for sexual harassment and become the office asshole that everyone hates 2. laugh at the joke it was intended to be because it's really ******* funny I would choose #2 but that's just me
icanfloat12 0
it's a joke dumb ass, just like ur friends send u creepy pics for laughs
2npac 0
People need to lighten up with the office sexual harassment charging. Take a joke for what it is. If you don't like the joke, tell the person. they'll see you don't have a sense of humor and never share any of their hilarious jokes with u again!
Coltronics 0
my dads boss sent him that too, melodramatic much?
Sipos 0
I think I'd find that funny (come on, it is an amusing card, it probably wasn't meant as something personal, it's just a tasteless joke). I can certainly understand why people wouldn't, particularly ladies (it is a bit of a bloake's joke I guess). I think it is probably sexual harrasement. I think the best course of action would be to tell your boss that you didn't think it was very professional (he probably doesn't see that so he might be a bit defensive). If it was genuinely a mistaken bit of tastelessness, he won't do anything like that again. If not then it's time to make a sexual harrasement complaint.
DameGreyWulf 1
So? That's hilarious. If you don't find that kind of humor very funny, just let your boss know. Jeez not that hard.
13__Loki__13 1
Wait a minute, maybe his intent wasn't sexual at all. Maybe he's a racist? Was there a reference like 'on your face' in the card?
kristidgranger 3
How's this an FML? It is just simpliy a joke text message that was forwarded to you that you probably sent to someone else. Nothing bad happened to u!
lonewolf2701 0
hey im the op and i did laigh but i mean that obese santa haunted me =[
HarperGirl 4
SO THE FML IS THAT IT WAS SANTA JCACKING OFF AND NOT THAT YOUR BOSS SENT IT TO YOU RIGHT BECAUSE THAT IS KINDA FUNNY BUT IF I AM FRIGHT PLEASE CORRECT IT SO EVERY ONE WILL REALIZE THAT AND STOP SAYING SEXUAL HARASSEMENT