Today, my manager sent me a text message with a picture of Santa masturbating, with a message that said he wished me a white Christmas. FML
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Wild Nights Out
Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Today, my boss sent me a text message saying, "You're fired. Merry Christmas!" FML
Today, I sat on Santa's lap. He got an erection. FML
Today, I saw Santa. He gave me the finger. FML
Today, my boss sent a Christmas present… to my dog. FML
Today, I sent a text message to a guy I like, saying, "Dear Santa, I want to fall in love." He replied: "Wait for next Christmas..." FML
Today, my boss decided that a mug and a public 'thank you' were a sufficient substitute for a Christmas bonus. FML
Today, my boss made me wear reindeer antlers to promote the Christmas spirit. There are still 5 weeks till Christmas. FML
Today, my manager rejected my leave application for Christmas. Later I found out that I'm going to be the only employee working at the office during Christmas. FML
Today, when I came home from work, I saw my wife in nothing but black boots and a Santa hat. My boss and coworker were with me. I now have guys wanting to have a threesome with us. FML
Today, I got a Christmas present from my boss. It was an ab workout video. FML
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stupiddumbblonde 0
hahahahahaha. come on people, get a sense of Humor. :) not an FML!!
lsfry 0
sexual harassment anyone?
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Comments (103)
alinka_fml 0
hahaha your manager is awesome
XxgreymoonxX 8
coolest boss ever xD
ngirrl 0
Hahaha i got tue same forward
MD_DILF 4
That is hilarious! Maybe your co-workers should hire a male prostitute for him and he will get his wish!
cajunblood33 0
all this over a text message?...granted it's funny but if u don't like that kind of stuff then just tell him or something
lightx_fml 0
So ahm....where do you work? o.O
seth787 0
D:
apocalyptic_1125 0
Rule 34, no exceptions.
monicadempsy 5
I see wht he dis there!
ViQValentine 3
Look at the bright side.. Your manager seems "jolly" around Christmas time ;)