NSFW: Today, my manager sent me a text message with a picture of Santa...

lonewolf2701 22 November 2009, 09:15 United States 🌶️ Spicy

Today, my manager sent me a text message with a picture of Santa masturbating, with a message that said he wished me a white Christmas. FML

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Black Friday

70% off something you didn't need, a stampede and a cart that crashes at checkout. Thanks, Black Friday.

Same thing different taste

CalebNotShomo 25 December 2014, 15:25 Houston, United States

Today, my boss sent me a text message saying, "You're fired. Merry Christmas!" FML

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pops up 1 December 2011, 22:25 United States 🌶️ Spicy

Today, I sat on Santa's lap. He got an erection. FML

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moopymoplady 29 November 2011, 00:44 Canada

Today, I saw Santa. He gave me the finger. FML

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Anonymous 20 December 2025, 09:00

Nice but weird

Today, my boss sent a Christmas present… to my dog. FML

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Marou 25 December 2008, 01:54 France

Today, I sent a text message to a guy I like, saying, "Dear Santa, I want to fall in love." He replied: "Wait for next Christmas..." FML

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Anonymous 20 December 2013, 14:27 Cape Town, South Africa

Today, my boss decided that a mug and a public 'thank you' were a sufficient substitute for a Christmas bonus. FML

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bakergirl 16 November 2009, 10:40 Australia

Today, my boss made me wear reindeer antlers to promote the Christmas spirit. There are still 5 weeks till Christmas. FML

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homerr123 23 December 2013, 17:35 Mumbai, India

Today, my manager rejected my leave application for Christmas. Later I found out that I'm going to be the only employee working at the office during Christmas. FML

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embarrassedhubby 18 September 2010, 03:48 Canada 🌶️ Spicy

Today, when I came home from work, I saw my wife in nothing but black boots and a Santa hat. My boss and coworker were with me. I now have guys wanting to have a threesome with us. FML