Depending on how you look at it, that might be sexual harassment! TIME TO SUE, AMERICANS!

if he was calling you fat he woulda given you cardio videos.

What is so bad about that? Seriously. "Oh my god, this person wants me to get abs, fml!" SERIOUSLY DUDE?! SERIOUSLY?!

wow big fuckin deal.seriously how is this an fml.

sexual harrassment panda ftw!

WIN!

Be happy we got hand sanitizer, no bow, nothing. HR went around with Santa hats and singing and came around to each desk ad gave hand sanitizer

when you get abs will you then be complaining? well... yes you probably will if you come on here saying 'i got a present which may come in handy, feel sorry for me'

so break out the hohos and cry whilst you watch...

He's trying to tell you something..

if it was for P90X, then you have a reason to feel fucked! that routine is balls hard.

at least he got you something u stupid bitch

Then you're fat. GTFO FML and lose weight with your present.

I just noticed, the OP is also from NJ. Being fat in NJ = Failure at life. There are 2-4 gyms in almost every town here in NJ.

Hes toooooottally gay for you