Work: Today, I got a Christmas present from my boss. It was an ab workout...

when you get abs will you then be complaining? well... yes you probably will if you come on here saying 'i got a present which may come in handy, feel sorry for me'

thinmint 0

Friday 18 December 2009 23:53

so break out the hohos and cry whilst you watch...

valdancer99 0

Friday 30 December 2011 14:32

He's trying to tell you something..

das_sherm69 0

Saturday 19 December 2009 0:30

if it was for P90X, then you have a reason to feel fucked! that routine is balls hard.

SookMauNoots 0

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Saturday 19 December 2009 0:58

at least he got you something u stupid bitch

Person1233 12

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Saturday 19 December 2009 1:01

Then you're fat. GTFO FML and lose weight with your present.

Person1233 12

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Saturday 19 December 2009 1:04

I just noticed, the OP is also from NJ. Being fat in NJ = Failure at life. There are 2-4 gyms in almost every town here in NJ.

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Saturday 19 December 2009 2:14

Hes toooooottally gay for you

Nearly

Today, my birthday is approaching, and I'm once again brooding over the fact that I was a preemie. Had I not been born more than a month early, I would have a birthday in late January, one that doesn't get overshadowed by Christmas. Instead, I got placed right in the middle of December. FML

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Today, I struck out with two potential girlfriends, and then found out Jason David Frank died. I grew up with Power Rangers. Both types of heartbreak on one day. FML

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Spicy

Today, my boyfriend was eating me out and I was so close to orgasm, but he suddenly stopped because his phone notified him of the football scores. He only stopped for a few seconds to check but the moment was ruined, and even though he got right back down there it just wasn’t happening. FML

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Today, while talking to my close female friend whose roommate I have a crush on, I learned that my crush shaves her bikini area into a heart shape. I also learned that my crush is apparently also asexual, so I have no chance with her. FML

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