Today, my manager sent me a text message with a picture of Santa masturbating, with a message that said he wished me a white Christmas. FML
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Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, my boss sent me a text message saying, "You're fired. Merry Christmas!" FML
Today, I sat on Santa's lap. He got an erection. FML
Today, I saw Santa. He gave me the finger. FML
Today, my boss sent a Christmas present… to my dog. FML
Today, I sent a text message to a guy I like, saying, "Dear Santa, I want to fall in love." He replied: "Wait for next Christmas..." FML
Today, my boss decided that a mug and a public 'thank you' were a sufficient substitute for a Christmas bonus. FML
Today, my boss made me wear reindeer antlers to promote the Christmas spirit. There are still 5 weeks till Christmas. FML
Today, my manager rejected my leave application for Christmas. Later I found out that I'm going to be the only employee working at the office during Christmas. FML
Today, when I came home from work, I saw my wife in nothing but black boots and a Santa hat. My boss and coworker were with me. I now have guys wanting to have a threesome with us. FML
Today, I got a Christmas present from my boss. It was an ab workout video. FML
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stupiddumbblonde 0
hahahahahaha. come on people, get a sense of Humor. :) not an FML!!
lsfry 0
sexual harassment anyone?
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Comments (103)
17xVampx17 0
It's not sexual harrassment until it's repeated you uptight jerkoffs.
jordynf10 0
NICE!
Freed0mfr1es 0
op fails at fmls
perdix 31
And you'd better get ready for a massive load of ****, cuz Santa comes but once a year!
HarperGirl 4
funny
ipownyew234 0
not an fml...
allmidnighteyes 11
At least it wasn't a picture of some Klan members, with a message wishing you a White Christmas...
omghehehe 0
That's funny, but creepy at the same time. You just have to follow your gut instincts. hehehe White Christmas :)
fifteengoingonfo 0
Dude, this is more of a MLIA. What the hell? I'd laugh my ASS off if someone sent this to me. Get a sense of humor.
ajvpot 0
lol
joemk2012 0
do his balls jingle like bells?