Today, I had to call in sick to work because I was experiencing bowel distress. I called my manager's phone directly so no one else would know of my embarrassment. She put me on speakerphone, and I only realized when the juvenile laughter started. FML
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TheOneTC
| 8
Couldn't have just said stomach bug?
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Hiimhaileypotter
| 52
Wow, she's professional.
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Parris83
| 9
That's awful :( Hope you feel better!
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timjones
| 8
Well hopefully he can get his boss back somehow.
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Crlnprz
| 11
Or.. they need to grow up and not laugh like adults
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Hiimhaileypotter
| 52
Wow, she's professional.
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zandalee
| 19
What's with all the shit being thrown around today? Lol
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WritingWrongs
| 8
My first question when I call into work: "am I on speakerphone?". I love the OP's username by the way; it really speaks from the heart.
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Carmstro
| 13
40- I ask that question when I'm on the phone in general. You're never safe!
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AKGirlinSD
| 20
40 & 67, I always assume the call is private and not on speaker phone. But when the Original Posters' co-workers come down with the stomach flu, OP will have the last laugh. And OP's username might be one of the best I've ever seen on FML!
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teresee
| 8
Bummer.
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I_iz_B_a_troll
| 23
Pun intended? Or are you just being an ass? :D
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teresee
| 8
Perhaps a little bit of both ;)
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TheOneTC
| 8
Couldn't have just said stomach bug?
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Kiki242
| 19
Don't be embarrassed OP. pooping is natural.
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Zoomali
| 1
I agree. I don't get why adults finds bowel distress funny. You shit, I shit, everyone shits.
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SenselessPattern
| 12
Not according to "Nobody poops but you." book.
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yousuck44
| 11
I thought the book was called everybody poops.
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SenselessPattern
| 12
That's the more popular one, but my parents were hipsters, unfortunately. Now I'm anally confused for life.
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kyat288
| 9
Least you didn't let one rip for everyone to hear... And what a bitch
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xGolfWangx
| 5
OP's name ! xD
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Futacy
| 29
YOLO unless you're Buddhist or you a zombie.
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shawnaishere
| 14
You don't live once. You live everyday but you only die once.
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MURIKKA
| 11
10- Or Hindu
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graffitied_love
| 20
I prefer YOLT; You Only Live Twice
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I_iz_B_a_troll
| 23
Or a cat
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Enslaved
| 36
For whom the bell tolls!
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KMtheDrummer
| 6
If the Yolotards keep up we're gunna have a Yolocaust
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BunchieRules
| 31
In my opinion, YOLO is one of the worst excuses in history. "Jumped off a building? YOLO." I only use it for threats, such as "You know, Steve, you only live once" while holding a machete.
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Pretty_Pink_Lady
| 10
41- Yoko Ono Loves Origami is my personal favorite.
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ICastillo
| 24
Hey when you have to go you have to go.
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Inediblepeaches
| 15
*looks at OP's name* Yolo.
....I'm so sorry, I had to pleasedonthateme >_
....I'm so sorry, I had to pleasedonthateme >_
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GracesDelirium
| 9
Too late. You are now doomed to a lifetime of hatred and misery. RUE THIS DAY, MORTAL!
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SenselessPattern
| 12
Well, you did say please...
Nope, still despise your life essence, sorry.
Nope, still despise your life essence, sorry.
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Posthuman
| 26
-looks for you- I WILL hunt you down for saying that o.e
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Futacy
| 29
^ What a shitty joke