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What's with all the shit being thrown around today? Lol
My first question when I call into work: "am I on speakerphone?". I love the OP's username by the way; it really speaks from the heart.
40- I ask that question when I'm on the phone in general. You're never safe!
40 & 67, I always assume the call is private and not on speaker phone. But when the Original Posters' co-workers come down with the stomach flu, OP will have the last laugh. And OP's username might be one of the best I've ever seen on FML!
Bummer.
Pun intended? Or are you just being an ass? :D
Perhaps a little bit of both ;)
Couldn't have just said stomach bug?
Don't be embarrassed OP. pooping is natural.
I agree. I don't get why adults finds bowel distress funny. You shit, I shit, everyone *****.
Least you didn't let one rip for everyone to hear... And what a bitch
OP's name ! xD
YOLO unless you're Buddhist or you a zombie.
10- Or Hindu
I prefer YOLT; You Only Live Twice
Or a cat
For whom the bell tolls!
If the Yolotards keep up we're gunna have a Yolocaust
Hey when you have to go you have to go.
Too late. You are now doomed to a lifetime of hatred and misery. RUE THIS DAY, MORTAL!
-looks for you- I WILL hunt you down for saying that o.e
^ What a shitty joke
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Couldn't have just said stomach bug?
Wow, she's professional.