FML : Today, I had to call in sick to work because I was experiencing bowel distress. I called my manager's phone directly so no one else would know of my embarrassment....

Today, I had to call in sick to work because I was experiencing bowel distress. I called my manager's phone directly so no one else would know of my embarrassment. She put me on speakerphone, and I only realized when the juvenile laughter started. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By yolo is for shitheads / Tuesday 9 October 2012 16:07 / United States

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By TheOneTC | 8

#5024250 - Wednesday 10 October 2012 1:15

Couldn't have just said stomach bug?

By Hiimhaileypotter | 49

#5024243 - Wednesday 10 October 2012 1:14

Wow, she's professional.

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By Parris83 | 9

#5024240 - Wednesday 10 October 2012 1:14

That's awful :( Hope you feel better!

timjones | 8

#5025225 - Wednesday 10 October 2012 6:41

Well hopefully he can get his boss back somehow.

Crlnprz | 11

#5025371 - Wednesday 10 October 2012 8:21

Or.. they need to grow up and not laugh like adults

By Hiimhaileypotter | 49

#5024243 - Wednesday 10 October 2012 1:14

Wow, she's professional.

zandalee | 19

#5024501 - Wednesday 10 October 2012 2:06

What's with all the shit being thrown around today? Lol

WritingWrongs | 8

#5024727 - Wednesday 10 October 2012 3:15

My first question when I call into work: "am I on speakerphone?". I love the OP's username by the way; it really speaks from the heart.

Carmstro | 13

#5025341 - Wednesday 10 October 2012 7:45

40- I ask that question when I'm on the phone in general. You're never safe!

AKGirlinSD | 20

#5041345 - Sunday 14 October 2012 10:00

40 & 67, I always assume the call is private and not on speaker phone. But when the Original Posters' co-workers come down with the stomach flu, OP will have the last laugh. And OP's username might be one of the best I've ever seen on FML!

By teresee | 8

#5024247 - Wednesday 10 October 2012 1:14

Bummer.

I_iz_B_a_troll | 23

#5024589 - Wednesday 10 October 2012 2:24

Pun intended? Or are you just being an ass? :D

teresee | 8

#5024957 - Wednesday 10 October 2012 4:33

Perhaps a little bit of both ;)

By TheOneTC | 8

#5024250 - Wednesday 10 October 2012 1:15

Couldn't have just said stomach bug?

By Kiki242 | 19

#5024256 - Wednesday 10 October 2012 1:15

Don't be embarrassed OP. pooping is natural.

Zoomali | 1

#5024744 - Wednesday 10 October 2012 3:20

I agree. I don't get why adults finds bowel distress funny. You shit, I shit, everyone shits.

SenselessPattern | 12

#5024789 - Wednesday 10 October 2012 3:37

Not according to "Nobody poops but you." book.

yousuck44 | 11

#5024985 - Wednesday 10 October 2012 4:49

I thought the book was called everybody poops.

SenselessPattern | 12

#5025107 - Wednesday 10 October 2012 5:29

That's the more popular one, but my parents were hipsters, unfortunately. Now I'm anally confused for life.

By kyat288 | 9

#5024261 - Wednesday 10 October 2012 1:15

Least you didn't let one rip for everyone to hear... And what a bitch

By xGolfWangx | 5

#5024263 - Wednesday 10 October 2012 1:16

OP's name ! xD

Futacy | 29

#5024282 - Wednesday 10 October 2012 1:18

YOLO unless you're Buddhist or you a zombie.

shawnaishere | 14

#5024304 - Wednesday 10 October 2012 1:20

You don't live once. You live everyday but you only die once.

MURIKKA | 11

#5024340 - Wednesday 10 October 2012 1:27

10- Or Hindu

graffitied_love | 20

#5024402 - Wednesday 10 October 2012 1:40

I prefer YOLT; You Only Live Twice

I_iz_B_a_troll | 23

#5024578 - Wednesday 10 October 2012 2:22

Or a cat

Enslaved | 36

#5024647 - Wednesday 10 October 2012 2:42

For whom the bell tolls!

KMtheDrummer | 6

#5024722 - Wednesday 10 October 2012 3:12

If the Yolotards keep up we're gunna have a Yolocaust

BunchieRules | 31

#5025326 - Wednesday 10 October 2012 7:39

In my opinion, YOLO is one of the worst excuses in history. "Jumped off a building? YOLO." I only use it for threats, such as "You know, Steve, you only live once" while holding a machete.