Well hopefully he can get his boss back somehow.

Or.. they need to grow up and not laugh like adults

What's with all the shit being thrown around today? Lol

My first question when I call into work: "am I on speakerphone?". I love the OP's username by the way; it really speaks from the heart.

40- I ask that question when I'm on the phone in general. You're never safe!

40 & 67, I always assume the call is private and not on speaker phone. But when the Original Posters' co-workers come down with the stomach flu, OP will have the last laugh. And OP's username might be one of the best I've ever seen on FML!

Pun intended? Or are you just being an ass? :D

Perhaps a little bit of both ;)

I agree. I don't get why adults finds bowel distress funny. You shit, I shit, everyone shits.

Not according to "Nobody poops but you." book.

I thought the book was called everybody poops.

That's the more popular one, but my parents were hipsters, unfortunately. Now I'm anally confused for life.

YOLO unless you're Buddhist or you a zombie.

You don't live once. You live everyday but you only die once.

10- Or Hindu

I prefer YOLT; You Only Live Twice

Or a cat

For whom the bell tolls!

If the Yolotards keep up we're gunna have a Yolocaust

In my opinion, YOLO is one of the worst excuses in history. "Jumped off a building? YOLO." I only use it for threats, such as "You know, Steve, you only live once" while holding a machete.

41- Yoko Ono Loves Origami is my personal favorite.

Too late. You are now doomed to a lifetime of hatred and misery. RUE THIS DAY, MORTAL!

Well, you did say please... Nope, still despise your life essence, sorry.

-looks for you- I WILL hunt you down for saying that o.e