Dirty protest

By Paul - 21/08/2023 00:02

Today, I had a job interview; unfortunately for me, I was so nervous that all of a sudden I felt the need to take a huge dump. My bowels started growling out of protest. I tried to play it off as if it was due to me being hungry, but it sounded like I had a monster trapped in my guts. The interviewer raised an eyebrow in disbelief. FML
I agree, your life sucks 702
You deserved it 110

Same thing different taste

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Could have been worse. You could have actually shat your pants. Or puked.

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Could have been worse. You could have actually shat your pants. Or puked.