By gedderdunn - 24/05/2010 06:13 - Reserved

Today, I went on a first date, where my date managed to fall in a creek, take me to his house and measure my height, show me family pictures, and perform the Soulja Boy dance in his living room. All while wearing swim trunks because his pants were drying and he didn't have extras. FML
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Measure your height? That's a new one. I went on a date with a girl and we ended up at her place and she whipped out several family photo albums. After politely sitting through a few minutes of this, I asked for if we could take a break. She said yes and then we made out. I think it was a test and I passed. If I had sat through hours of that, she'd have thought I was a spineless limp-dick and sent me on my way.

I'm not seeing how this is an fml... I mean if he just measured your height out of the blue sure, it's a little weird but it's not a big deal. Sounds to me like he's a pretty fun dude and he has a good relationship with his family. Those are both good things, don't let something little like him measuring you or not owning a lot of pants ruin that.

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u make him a sandwich?

lol that's funny....when's the 2nd date?!

the second date's coming when he gets his sandwich. maybe some pants too...

you should buy him some pants?

Annndd the problem is...?

how exactly is this an FML? so stuff went wrong... shit happens hun deal with it

love the new pic Jess!

Thanks Cody! I like yours too! You've got a rockin' body lol :)

Thank you too, Cookie Monster Cupcake :)

LMAO! Exactly #4 I would totally go on a second date with this guy! :P

I don't see the problem here...

you really must like him that ur still chilling with him

but then, he only has one pair of trousers...?

10 - The problem most likely is that it was a hella boring date. :P

#36 omg I found Kyle!!!

61 wins. Trousers!!! lmao

That date sounds totally romantic!!! Keep him!!!

ommmggg! I would tooo! this isn't an FML.. it's kinds cute (:

out of the ordinary.. and spontaneous! just buy him sone shorts or something! n ur good

no....no.......see?..... that's why there are lots of dumbasses with great girlfriends... cuz the g-f doesn't know any better and continues to stay with the loser and buy him things. I see it everyday. Move on ladies, can't fix every guy.

sounds like a fun guy. op should lighten up.

Best. Date. Ever. Period.

soulja boy sucks real bad!

yeah really? I think it sounds fun, a guy that's funny and doesn't care what people think. people are too serious these days, you need to be able to laugh at yourself, and family photos are sorta personal imo, so I think it's sweet he wanted to show them to you op. maybe get over yourself a little and losen up a bit, I'm sure he was embarassed about the falling in the creek thing and was just trying to lighten your tight ass mood :P But I do agree the boy needs more than one pair of pants. I hate serious dinner and romantic walk "dates" the're akward and cliche and lame, bring forth the laughs and dorky fun :)

Did he measure your height INTERNALLY? If so, he's probably cool with no second date anyway;)

the first dates like this always end up in second ones then third then eventully ull be telling the story of the "first date" to the kids!! haha

this is one of the funniest fmls ever

sounds like a good first date to me :D

amen someone with some sense

why were his pants wet?

so you'd measure your partner's height why...!

his trousers were wet because he fell in the creek...?

Why you complaining? He sound freaking awesome!

exactly...I liked ur date I'll probably never hav one in my life :(

Baby I already said I was sorry. You didn't need to go to FML, I told you I read these everyday! Oh and why did I get pushed into the creek, huh? I was trying to get you that perfect throwing rock, I'm sorry I'm a romantic. Okay you left out how you wanted to measure your height so you could know how that dress you kept showing me would look on you. Lastly the soulja boyy is a timeless dance and if you can't appreciate that then we were never meant to be.

that's negative feedback for you, eh?

haha guess so I'm 14 and she's 16 though, no one in her grade level would even ask her out. She looked lonely and maybe there was more to her than people thought, there isn't.

48 is a keeper... that was me on that date ;) lol

yeah, I'm sorry she didn't appreciate you. 16 year olds nowadays, seriously. xD

he's a keeper and number three is right to ask that

He's definitely a keeper!

u don't need to apologize! op does for being so stuck up

He really FELL for you .. 

stop complaining at least he didn't weigh u

haha nice one 77. and I think this date would actually be super fun :) the only bad part is the fact that he only has 1 pair of pants :/

hahahahaha looks like he ain't getting a second date.. he sounds very open with his personality though.

Measure your height? That's a new one. I went on a date with a girl and we ended up at her place and she whipped out several family photo albums. After politely sitting through a few minutes of this, I asked for if we could take a break. She said yes and then we made out. I think it was a test and I passed. If I had sat through hours of that, she'd have thought I was a spineless limp-dick and sent me on my way.

And that's when you whipped out your "measuring stick" and said... Let's get something straight between us, baby...

Sounds like he put all the effort in.

Wow that was fast on #1 getting deleted!

why do tjey get deleted??

They get MODERATED (they're not deleted; they're right there) for breaking the rules.

Yeah but on the iPhone app, Toxi, they just disappear. So they do indeed seem deleted.

I guess all of these statements add up to you not liking the date? What, he didn't look good in trunks? I'd be annoyed if the dude "accidentally" fell in the creek, then used that as an excuse to go back to him place so he could make unwelcome moves, but not if he just did funny things.

I'm not seeing how this is an fml... I mean if he just measured your height out of the blue sure, it's a little weird but it's not a big deal. Sounds to me like he's a pretty fun dude and he has a good relationship with his family. Those are both good things, don't let something little like him measuring you or not owning a lot of pants ruin that.

maybe he just didnt have any CLEAN pants

he probably did all of that on purpose to set the standards low enough for the next date!

hahah, that's exactly what I was thinking :P

why is this bitch complaining about what seems like an interesting and fun date? sounds like a stuck up cunt to me.