Poopoo peepee, Gross and Shopping: PTSD

PTSD

By I have Flashbacks Now - 10/11/2016 21:15 - United States - Woonsocket

Today, while going to the mall, I witnessed the horror of someone sneezing and shitting themselves at the same time. FML

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By mallcop - 14/02/2010 05:07 - United States

Today, while I was working security at the mall, someone shat his pants. The shit dripped all over the floor and escalator. I was the one who had to stand near the poop so no one stepped in it. FML

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You deserved it 2 629

Go big or go home

By kinwar - 27/09/2021 07:01 - United States - Hamburg

Today, I sneezed and peed myself while working out at the gym. FML

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You deserved it 117

By Anonymous - 08/10/2011 16:00 - United States

Today, while I was waiting in line at McDonald's, I found out I can sneeze, pee, and poop all at the same time. FML

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You deserved it 7 965

Too trusting

By Anonymous - 07/09/2023 08:02 - Australia - Brisbane

Today, I tried to stifle a sneeze while on the train and instead shat myself a little bit. FML

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You deserved it 171

Jeremy?

By Anonymous - 20/04/2022 22:00

Today, I shat myself in the middle of Walmart. It dripped out the bottom of my pants till i made it to the restroom, which was on the other side of the store. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 105

You deserved it 255

By mynoseburns - 22/02/2010 19:32 - United States

Today, I sneezed while I was throwing up into the toilet. It turns out that throwing up is even less pleasant when the puke violently shoots out through your nose. FML

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You deserved it 2 654

Volcanic

By poopshooter101 - 30/06/2009 11:53 - United States

Today, I was at Walmart when my stomach began to hurt. I quickly waddled to the restroom in pain. As soon as I got in the stall, a huge crap exploded out of me. The child in the stall next to me started crying. When her mom asked what was wrong, she said that I'd "killed her nose." FML

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You deserved it 9 338

By Lydlsis - 30/10/2015 23:53 - United States

Today, while shopping, I suddenly got the terrible urge to use the bathroom. I already had several items and my 5-year-old niece in tow, so I hurried to checkout. I ended up pissing myself. FML

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You deserved it 4 618

Oh shit…

By half-dead in CA - 31/05/2014 16:39 - United States - San Francisco

Today, as I was standing in line at the checkout, the elderly guy in front turned around and said quietly to me, "Sometimes I shit my pants." He then nodded grimly and turned back around, hitting me with the full force of the stench now coming from his pants. FML

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You deserved it 4 011

By Anonymous - 19/01/2015 22:07 - Canada - Brampton

Today, while walking to work, I sneezed so violently that I slipped on a patch of ice and hit the ground hard, badly spraining my shoulder. I lay there in agony as a pair of bystanders just stood there, laughing their asses off. FML

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You deserved it 3 116

JocelynKaulitz 28

Saturday 19 November 2016 11:08

Good thing it wasn't you?

foxesntea 22

Saturday 19 November 2016 11:15

At least you didn't feel the horror?

Comments

JocelynKaulitz 28

Saturday 19 November 2016 11:08

Good thing it wasn't you?

foxesntea 22

Saturday 19 November 2016 11:15

At least you didn't feel the horror?

framaram 9

Saturday 19 November 2016 11:16

Robin Sparkles did not warn me about this when she sang those iconic words "Lets go to the mall!"

Wizardo 33

Saturday 19 November 2016 11:17

Double barrel snotgun with crapshot ammunition.

socialproduct 19

Saturday 19 November 2016 11:32

Kind of reminds me of Mall Rats. Would anyone like a chocolate covered pretzel?

whathepony 13

Saturday 19 November 2016 11:43

Id say it's a fml for that guy :s

Wishe 17

Saturday 19 November 2016 11:55

Shouldn't this be more of an FML for them?

siggy_mcsigx 22

Saturday 19 November 2016 13:22

As a Rhode Islander, I'm imagining this happening in PPM food court...oh god.

RichardPencil 30

Saturday 19 November 2016 14:33

Ah, the dreaded Shneeze! I'll bet that "someone" is really "you."

mermaidgirle 12

Saturday 19 November 2016 14:43

more like eff that person's life. I can't imagine how horrible it was for THEM.

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