Good thing it wasn't you?

At least you didn't feel the horror?

Robin Sparkles did not warn me about this when she sang those iconic words "Lets go to the mall!"

Double barrel snotgun with crapshot ammunition.

Kind of reminds me of Mall Rats. Would anyone like a chocolate covered pretzel?

Id say it's a fml for that guy :s

Shouldn't this be more of an FML for them?

As a Rhode Islander, I'm imagining this happening in PPM food court...oh god.

Ah, the dreaded Shneeze! I'll bet that "someone" is really "you."

more like eff that person's life. I can't imagine how horrible it was for THEM.