By Anonymous - 12/6/2021 16:01

Better Call Saul

Today, despite having the same parents, I'm a lawyer and my brother is a redneck. He called wanting my advice, because he tried to book a prostitute online but when she turned up, she was a Latvian mail-order bride, and he wants me to fix it with my "big city law degree." FML
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By  Marcella1016  |  31

So like...are prostitutes and Latvian mail-order brides in the same price range? Are prostitutes that expensive or mail order brides that cheap? And after he ordered her, he had to wait forever for her to fly to him and show up at his house? Did he pay for that too? And did he have to schedule it way in advance? Was he that desperate for sex that he went to all this trouble for what presumably would’ve been like an hour with a prostitute? And again, an hour with a prostitute is the same price as a lifetime with a bride? And you’re supposed to fix it somehow because I guess the bride didn’t come with a return policy?? It’s all just...weird as fuck lol

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By  Marcella1016  |  31

So like...are prostitutes and Latvian mail-order brides in the same price range? Are prostitutes that expensive or mail order brides that cheap? And after he ordered her, he had to wait forever for her to fly to him and show up at his house? Did he pay for that too? And did he have to schedule it way in advance? Was he that desperate for sex that he went to all this trouble for what presumably would’ve been like an hour with a prostitute? And again, an hour with a prostitute is the same price as a lifetime with a bride? And you’re supposed to fix it somehow because I guess the bride didn’t come with a return policy?? It’s all just...weird as fuck lol

By  It_gets_better  |  15

Is there a third brother that can write this as a sit-com?