By NoBalls - United States
Today, my car was in the shop so I borrowed my wife's VW Beetle convertible. It's really embarrassing because it's a girlie car and it's full of little stuffed animals. At a stop light a man asked me if I'd like to borrow one of his testicles because "every man should have at least one." FML
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  SkyGuy32  |  17

I laughed for ten minutes.

  winterharte  |  0

You wish you were that guy, but I wish I was the OP.
If I was the OP, I wouldve yelled "Slugbug!", hit the guy in the arm as hard as I could, then ran back to the car and drove off into the night ;D