Today, my little sister decided to color-in my favorite black-and-white comic book. It was worth over $200. When I told my mother, she said, "Oh that old thing? I thought it was a stupid coloring book you were too stupid to color." FML
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Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Today, I discovered that my sister coloured in the pages of my college text books with Sharpie as "revenge." FML
Today, I got home from work to find my wife asleep in her easy chair with my two year old son asleep in a pile of torn-up paper. I soon found out it was my 1960s collection of a Superman comic book series that I inherited from my dad. It was worth well over $2,000. FML
Today, I was at work when my mother called. She gave me great news that she had finally cleaned out my room and all those "old and useless" books that I had in there. Those "useless" books that she had just trashed were all antiques and worth about $500 each. There were 27 books in there. FML
Today, my nine-year-old niece found my coloring book that features swear words. I took it away and hid it in a different spot. No less than an hour later, her younger sister found it. FML
Today, my sister trashed all our family's antique books, saying, "I don't want a thousand old books written by dead white men." They were family heirlooms from the 19th century, and the whole collection was worth thousands. FML
Today, I took my mom out to a fancy restaurant, and spent close to $300 on her Mother's Day present. Later, my little brother drew her a card with crayons on pink construction paper. She cried. He's 20 years-old. FML
Today, my sister attempted to get me to fund her daughter, my godchild's, birthday party. I told her I would give her 200 (which isn't much). Our mom "intervened" by cussing me out for being a cheap ass piece of shit. I was about to give her $200, which is A LOT in our currency when exchanged. FML
Today, I found a notebook my 12-year-old sister had been doodling in. Turns out the "doodles" were poems full of obscenities and descriptions of how she wanted to hurt herself. When I showed it to my mom, she accused me of writing the notebook myself to frame my sister. FML
Today, I caught my sister eating crayons. She's 19. FML
Today, I came home to find that my mother had sold all my valuable collector coins for cheap at a local shady pawn shop to buy herself a TV. The coins in question were worth enough to start a business. FML
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Micah_Nobot 10
Completely rude and ignorant of them sorry OP
devildog562 33
Your mom doesn't think very highly of you, doesn't say much for her .
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Comments (119)
pookie149 3
oh no...(covers face)
uchihadesendent 14
I had something similar happen to me except with a 100 dollar comic and as a collector and investor myself I feel your pain
KatyLarae 13
Well you know who the favorite is at least...
HomelessDonut 9
Well they either have to get you a new copy or $200
Jonfun 14
You get to be my first favorite, oh the agony.
codexide 11
BLASPHEMY! CRUCIFY THEM!!!!!
Thorzix 23
If you paid it yourself I'd be sure to make her pay for a new one.
MehrunesDagon456 20
The cringe is strong with this one.. I flinched reading this.
Fas4wd 13
Why wasn't it in a safe place?
travismassie 7
looks like you aren't exactly Norman Bates to your mother are you