Today, my little sister decided to color-in my favorite black-and-white comic book. It was worth over $200. When I told my mother, she said, "Oh that old thing? I thought it was a stupid coloring book you were too stupid to color." FML
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Today, I discovered that my sister coloured in the pages of my college text books with Sharpie as "revenge." FML
Today, I got home from work to find my wife asleep in her easy chair with my two year old son asleep in a pile of torn-up paper. I soon found out it was my 1960s collection of a Superman comic book series that I inherited from my dad. It was worth well over $2,000. FML
Today, I was at work when my mother called. She gave me great news that she had finally cleaned out my room and all those "old and useless" books that I had in there. Those "useless" books that she had just trashed were all antiques and worth about $500 each. There were 27 books in there. FML
Today, my nine-year-old niece found my coloring book that features swear words. I took it away and hid it in a different spot. No less than an hour later, her younger sister found it. FML
Today, my sister trashed all our family's antique books, saying, "I don't want a thousand old books written by dead white men." They were family heirlooms from the 19th century, and the whole collection was worth thousands. FML
Today, I took my mom out to a fancy restaurant, and spent close to $300 on her Mother's Day present. Later, my little brother drew her a card with crayons on pink construction paper. She cried. He's 20 years-old. FML
Today, my sister attempted to get me to fund her daughter, my godchild's, birthday party. I told her I would give her 200 (which isn't much). Our mom "intervened" by cussing me out for being a cheap ass piece of shit. I was about to give her $200, which is A LOT in our currency when exchanged. FML
Today, I found a notebook my 12-year-old sister had been doodling in. Turns out the "doodles" were poems full of obscenities and descriptions of how she wanted to hurt herself. When I showed it to my mom, she accused me of writing the notebook myself to frame my sister. FML
Today, I caught my sister eating crayons. She's 19. FML
Today, I came home to find that my mother had sold all my valuable collector coins for cheap at a local shady pawn shop to buy herself a TV. The coins in question were worth enough to start a business. FML
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Micah_Nobot 10
Completely rude and ignorant of them sorry OP
devildog562 33
Your mom doesn't think very highly of you, doesn't say much for her .
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KoalaLife 13
You kind of deserved it for not looking after a 200$ comic book better.
syed121417 22
Where do you get that impression from? If OP knows the value of a comic book, than obviously they would leave in their room where people aren't supposed to just take things.
princessofthedrk 13
OP said it was their favorite, which means it was used to begin with, but obviously well taken care of for it to be worth $200. It isn't about the amount itself per se, it's about the VALUE both personal and monetary. Siblings go into other siblings rooms all the time. It's a fact of life. They dig and play with whatever they want. Now when the little sister brought it to mom and said I wanna color, she should have taken a good look at it. Most comic books have a magazine like cover, not a harder paper one like coloring books. But it's obvious she didn't care and was highly rude of her to insult the OP in the process. I eventually had to get a lock on the inside and outside of my door. If you're old enough to invest in one, I suggest you do so. If your mother has a problem with it, remind her of the comic book and that you're doing it to protect your stuff. On a side note, some siblings share a room too when there is no choice as well.
jewelia13 12
Why is there an "OP has replied to this FML" box? I keep clicking on the link to take me to the OP's comment, but nothing happens.
gabagabaheyu 10
your mom is stupid!!
jeanyrios 10
Demon mother
sest 4
Next time put ur collectibles somewhere not so easy to find.
worldclassrager 41
I keep my valuables like that in ziplock bags in a safe place where Little kids can't get them... Better luck next time if you can get another
Magnic 6
Your mom is dumber than brain damage 10 year old... no offense.
CandyApple88 13
sounds like my mother. Only solution is a lockable safe of some sort that you can bolt down to the floor or bed-frame. Though I'm sure one morning they will ask "why do you have a locked box???!!!!"
ironicone 10
some people just don't get comic books :(