Not if you're a true introvert :D

12- seriously? OP is in quite an upsetting situation I don't think that's an appropriate "joke"

14 - Firstly, it's not a joke. Introverts prefer solitude. Secondly - If it were a joke, then understand that it's a joke, not a dick. Don't take it so hard.

How is that even a joke? I was replying to a comment that said it was sad to be alone, I was just saying that that's not always the case.. It is for me, I hate being alone and I can totally relate to the OP, as this would probably happen to me as well. :P don't get your panties in a bunch over nothing, hun. :) I guess 18 beat me to it, sorry guys.

14, please remove the large stick from your rectum, shut the hell up, read a dictionary, and then for safety read a book on how to take a joke. My god, woman. 18 and 21 beat me to it.... ****.

14 0mg u need 2 like stfu ur so dumb dident ven no it wasent jokk well **** my ass and call me sally, 18, 21, and 23 beat me to it. ****.

I'm due on and over emotional, everything upsets me I'm over sensitive, sorry guys :-(

I don't think it's sad. It's how I prefer to be 9 times out of 10. Maybe that's just me, though

Username fits

I'm an introvert, and while I do occasionally enjoy the company of my friends, I do enjoy solitude just as much. Some people...

she was replying to a comment dumbass

Forever alone

Moderators - Please ban me from this site.

I was going to make a jocular post with an exaggeratedly annoyed reply to 14, and say that the rest beat me to it, but then I got to 28 and saw that he really did beat me to it.

28- I've seen two of your comments, and I'm concerned. There was this abomination of the English language, and then the one where you hoped someone went to hell and had a child molester's **** attached to their mouth.

did any one else read #24 comment as 0mg as "zero milligram" at first too?

Get a grip

74 - I remember that too. Partly because it was in my reply thread. I can't decide if he's Dr. Jekyll/Mr. Hyde or a really weird type of troll... with tourettes.

Forgive me for having a crude sense of humor.

As a fellow handicap, I know that feel. Then I got a powerchair! :D

I've never had a power chair, but when I use the manual wheelchair, and a family member is pushing me in a theme park or something, we usually mess around with it. We're immature, I know, but there's only so much you can do while sitting in it... It gets boring.

36- you'd be surprised just how fast 6 mph feels. Now all I need are some blue shells...

maybe one day - you'll get your wish and "get" to use one all the time! every time someone says that to me it makes me want to punch them (I don't but I REALLY want to)

At least do it right...

*They see me rollin' They hatin'

*to

Ice for that burn, #3?

Apply cold water to the burned area.

He could be apart of the "crip" gang

Both of you are dicks.

What's this? Dicks commenting on FML? What's next, vaginas?

Maybe there were stairs. I thought the same thing.

Or maybe his arms are paralyzed

I guess he typed this FML with his nose then.

84 - You can use your legs and feet, too.

100, he could have software where he can talk, and it types out what he says.

I think there are different kinds. I have seen wheelchairs that have four small wheels, where you would be unable to roll yourself; maybe it is that kind of wheelchair. The op also mentioned "recently being confined to a wheelchair", maybe they do not have the upper-body strength to roll himself around all day.

100- well its not impossible :P

Manual wheelchairs you can roll by yourself. But I have a neuro-muscular disease and I'm not strong enough to roll one myself. I have a power chair, but if it messes up or if my battery dies - I have to rely on people to push me. And for me, that's not the least bit fun. People who push wheelchairs (who don't usually do it all the time) don't know to watch for things like huge cracks, bumps, holes, etc. in sidewalks either.

Yes because that will totally change their minds about not pushing her.

him*

*Banana

Add rockets to the wheelchair?

Chain you sister to the chair. Or get her a shock collar.

"Five minutes later, they all left me." Note: they ALL left her. You can't make friends with people who aren't there and she certainly can't move much.

Karma doesn't bite. Unless it comes in the form of a zombie prostitute. Then it could...

Well OP's username is left4dead lol

OP says they are "currently" confined to a wheelchair. Which suggests that this is not the norm. Not all, but most people in wheelchairs have arm use and can drive themselves. So maybe OP just likes the attention and being pushed around in the chair? We don't know and won't because we don't know why OP is "currently" in a wheelchair.

61 - Stairs. Not everywhere has elevators.

Some wheel chairs you can't drive yourself like the ones in the ER

Those get expensive.