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Strovolos, Cyprus 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my husband was arrested for having sex in public. FML
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RBergman
Basin, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Caught in 4K
Today, I had to arrest my own boyfriend for having sex in public. FML
fuck
Hubert, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Caught
Today, I got a call from my husband asking me to bail him out from jail. He was arrested after being caught having sex with a waitress in a restaurant bathroom. FML
nickim756
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Smooth criminal
Today, I got a call from my boyfriend saying he needed me to bail him out of jail. The crime? Masturbating in public. FML
Miss bad decisions
🌶️ Spicy
Straight to jail
Today, my boyfriend and I got busted having public sex. In desperation, I promised the officer he could fuck me if he let us go. Now I've got an extra charge and probably an ex-boyfriend. FML
ken
Canada 🌶️ Spicy
Thanks, I hate it
Today, I learned that my girlfriend is cheating on me when she was arrested for having sex in public. Not with me though. FML
iliketoastalot
United States
Today, my boyfriend got arrested. For robbing my house. FML
Fooled Wife
Today, my husband was arrested on 2 felony charges in a sting. We've been married 5.5 years, had almost enough money for a down payment on a house, were trying to get pregnant, and had a non-refundable trip to London planned. We are now broke and on the verge of divorce. FML
Why
Marlborough, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my husband cheated on me. In my house. While I was home. FML
Pissed
United States
Gotcha
Today, I found out that the "burglar" I caught, punched, and tied up for the cops was actually my wife's secret lover. FML
Bonnie and Clyde
Humble, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Hello hello hello
Today, my boyfriend and I got busted by a cop for having sex in his car. When the cop sent us on our way, we went home and the garage was open, so we called the cops thinking someone was in the home. No one was in the house, and we got the same cop. FML
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erockinthesuburb 17
Something tells me that you weren't involved in the sex... Just a hunch.
HortonThelephant 15
Well don't go bail his dumb ass out. You'll need that money to hire your divorce lawyer.
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Comments (127)
fksfsdhfsdfh 26
This is one of the shortest fmls ive ever seen
buddy51 23
And saddest...
mmmPoptarts 6
"Today, I watched Gigli. FML." That's the shortest I've seen.
perdix 29
#53, the just barely beat, "Today, Michael Jackson died. FML" as being the shortest.
AlkaliSam 6
"Today, I had sex with a Juggalo. FML" was the shortest I've seen .... and the saddest.
kishorekumar_a 10
The shortest are always the best FMLs.
theater_disney 12
Why weren't you??
FistToBalls 3
Probably because she wasn't there...
hiandrews69 29
If you weren't involved on this one, why not? Why was you husband going elsewhere for sex? Is he not getting it at home? Where are my brain cells?
Shrike 23
Are people really this stupid?
DocBastard 38
What do you mean, Shrike? Don't you know that the only reason men cheat is because the wife isn't spreading her legs whenever he wants? Duh. You got a lot to learn.
spaboolly 26
Even if he wasn't, that doesn't even begin to excuse his behavior. Do some people really not believe in personal accountability? No, the husband's not a jerk who gets a thrill out of sleeping around. The wife is just a prude who won't give the poor innocent guy sex whenever he wants it. Jeez. Edit: Get out of my head, Doc....
Enslaved 36
No need to be rude to #35 Since you commenting-- aren't cheaters (thank goodness) you might not understand. In my line of work, I've dealt with a lot of caught cheaters that end up crying on my shoulders when their marriage ends. The main excuse for both men and women? "Not getting the attention at home". I'm not justifying their behaviour. I guess them blaming the other is easier than looking in the mirror.
a_frogg 9
That sucks OP. :/ what a disgusting jerk.
AllieCat21 21
50.... what?
hoshimi2012 8
50 I get it. You listed things that are necessary to live and the one that does not belong would be sex.
fadbad2 4
obviously you are not giving him what be needed if he was having sex in a park so it is pretty much your fault he is in jail
jellydoughnut41 7
Obviously, your a dumb ass.
DocBastard 38
Right. Obviously it isn't because he's a cheating asshole. It's clearly the wife's fault. You sure hit the nail right on the head. Moron.
RissaLea 8
#41.That's a pathetic excuse to go out and cheat. Don't know where your right mind is but you need to go find it, because heaven forbid if that's how you think all the time. I guess you don't know any meanings of marriage and commitment do you?
spaboolly 26
Oxygen, water, food, shelter, sex. One of these things does not belong on this list. If you want to pretend that it does, then at least refrain from condemning people who don't.
Kalipczo 21
Not with you I'm presuming... If he's on bail, just don't pay the fine. Let him stay in there. That will fix his wagon.
perdix 29
#42, he might get even more sex in jail! If she really wanted a sure-fire way to punish him, she'd bring him home.
moonsalt 20
Having sex in public? I think that's just creepy. I'm sorry you had to find out that way, OP. :c
Epeso4 7
Gotta say, love your name.
seblikescricket 7
the question is, were u?
noelasis94 18
Someone called the CDC right?