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Strovolos, Cyprus 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my husband was arrested for having sex in public. FML
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RBergman
Basin, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Caught in 4K
Today, I had to arrest my own boyfriend for having sex in public. FML
fuck
Hubert, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Caught
Today, I got a call from my husband asking me to bail him out from jail. He was arrested after being caught having sex with a waitress in a restaurant bathroom. FML
nickim756
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Smooth criminal
Today, I got a call from my boyfriend saying he needed me to bail him out of jail. The crime? Masturbating in public. FML
Miss bad decisions
🌶️ Spicy
Straight to jail
Today, my boyfriend and I got busted having public sex. In desperation, I promised the officer he could fuck me if he let us go. Now I've got an extra charge and probably an ex-boyfriend. FML
ken
Canada 🌶️ Spicy
Thanks, I hate it
Today, I learned that my girlfriend is cheating on me when she was arrested for having sex in public. Not with me though. FML
iliketoastalot
United States
Today, my boyfriend got arrested. For robbing my house. FML
Fooled Wife
Today, my husband was arrested on 2 felony charges in a sting. We've been married 5.5 years, had almost enough money for a down payment on a house, were trying to get pregnant, and had a non-refundable trip to London planned. We are now broke and on the verge of divorce. FML
Why
Marlborough, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my husband cheated on me. In my house. While I was home. FML
Pissed
United States
Gotcha
Today, I found out that the "burglar" I caught, punched, and tied up for the cops was actually my wife's secret lover. FML
Bonnie and Clyde
Humble, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Hello hello hello
Today, my boyfriend and I got busted by a cop for having sex in his car. When the cop sent us on our way, we went home and the garage was open, so we called the cops thinking someone was in the home. No one was in the house, and we got the same cop. FML
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erockinthesuburb 17
Something tells me that you weren't involved in the sex... Just a hunch.
HortonThelephant 15
Well don't go bail his dumb ass out. You'll need that money to hire your divorce lawyer.
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marxx_man 3
This is such a short and.....NOT FUNNY FML... It just kinda brings me down...
Kitten_Calderon 14
Who the heck would vote YDI on this? Nobody deserves a cheater but a cheater.. I sure hope you didn't bail him out, I wouldn't have. There's no excuse to cheat, period. Maybe he'll learn that while he's in jail as somebody's prison bitch..
cb1002630 11
That's embarrassing
Objections 5
I hear that some people are raped in public in Pakistan in front of everyone and yet few do anything about it despite being witnesses.
me1224 12
I'm assuming it wasn't you
SaintJimmyxx 8
can I assume that you weren't there?
lowshadows 21
I wonder, do you pay a fine or do time for public sex?
kat33_fml 7
In certain places you can be labeled a sex offender and go to jail and be on the sex offender registry if you get caught... It really depends on the arresting officer and the laws
BrandiLush 31
To all these people who are assuming she wasn't there ...she wasn't, otherwise the FML would have read "Today my husband and I were arrested for having sex in public." Clarified now?
Sinkhole 26
So, were you clarifying that for the people who had already understood the FML? If not, you might want to proofread your comments before posting.
ThatGreekGuy 2
Do you speak Greek?
alexafml 5
He probably wouldn't call her, you can bond yourself out of jail