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Strovolos, Cyprus 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my husband was arrested for having sex in public. FML
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RBergman
Basin, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Caught in 4K
Today, I had to arrest my own boyfriend for having sex in public. FML
fuck
Hubert, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Caught
Today, I got a call from my husband asking me to bail him out from jail. He was arrested after being caught having sex with a waitress in a restaurant bathroom. FML
nickim756
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Smooth criminal
Today, I got a call from my boyfriend saying he needed me to bail him out of jail. The crime? Masturbating in public. FML
Miss bad decisions
🌶️ Spicy
Straight to jail
Today, my boyfriend and I got busted having public sex. In desperation, I promised the officer he could fuck me if he let us go. Now I've got an extra charge and probably an ex-boyfriend. FML
ken
Canada 🌶️ Spicy
Thanks, I hate it
Today, I learned that my girlfriend is cheating on me when she was arrested for having sex in public. Not with me though. FML
iliketoastalot
United States
Today, my boyfriend got arrested. For robbing my house. FML
Fooled Wife
Today, my husband was arrested on 2 felony charges in a sting. We've been married 5.5 years, had almost enough money for a down payment on a house, were trying to get pregnant, and had a non-refundable trip to London planned. We are now broke and on the verge of divorce. FML
Why
Marlborough, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my husband cheated on me. In my house. While I was home. FML
Pissed
United States
Gotcha
Today, I found out that the "burglar" I caught, punched, and tied up for the cops was actually my wife's secret lover. FML
Bonnie and Clyde
Humble, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Hello hello hello
Today, my boyfriend and I got busted by a cop for having sex in his car. When the cop sent us on our way, we went home and the garage was open, so we called the cops thinking someone was in the home. No one was in the house, and we got the same cop. FML
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erockinthesuburb 17
Something tells me that you weren't involved in the sex... Just a hunch.
HortonThelephant 15
Well don't go bail his dumb ass out. You'll need that money to hire your divorce lawyer.
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Comments (127)
Jonny_Blaze0017 26
Has your husband been watching Crank 2 recently?
Obey_StudBoii 23
If I were you, I wouldn't have gone to go pick him up. Let him rot in jail and think for a few hours. He did the crime now let him do the time.
nishantvas 13
and you were not arrested as well... ? ooh now I get it !!
mattyiscool123 26
Well...
r_bruce69 19
On the bright side it makes the divorce settlement that bit easier...
Peacelove0404 26
I have to say, I love your username!
Peacelove0404 26
I have to say, I love your username!
livinginabook 24
I assume you aren't posting this from your jail cell..... Sorry op, at least he was arrested while cheating?
HeartOfLead 24
This sounds an awful lot like a scene in the movie "Crank", where the main character has to... Y'know, in order to keep his heart beating because he was injected with poison.
Inked0803 12
Don't even think about it just punch him in the dick