By ifhehadadickforaheaditdbefuckingsmall - 10/03/2013 18:50 - Cyprus - Strovolos

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Today, my husband was arrested for having sex in public. FML
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erockinthesuburb 17

Something tells me that you weren't involved in the sex... Just a hunch.

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HortonThelephant 15

Well don't go bail his dumb ass out. You'll need that money to hire your divorce lawyer.

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Jonny_Blaze0017 26

Has your husband been watching Crank 2 recently?

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Obey_StudBoii 23

If I were you, I wouldn't have gone to go pick him up. Let him rot in jail and think for a few hours. He did the crime now let him do the time.

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nishantvas 13

and you were not arrested as well... ? ooh now I get it !!

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r_bruce69 19

On the bright side it makes the divorce settlement that bit easier...

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livinginabook 24

I assume you aren't posting this from your jail cell..... Sorry op, at least he was arrested while cheating?

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HeartOfLead 24

This sounds an awful lot like a scene in the movie "Crank", where the main character has to... Y'know, in order to keep his heart beating because he was injected with poison.

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Inked0803 12

Don't even think about it just punch him in the dick

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