Today, my husband told me that he thinks I am getting a little heavy and may need to lay off the junk food. The ultrasound is hanging on our fridge. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, is the fourth day of my husband's and my new diet and exercise routine. I've already caught him eating junk food 4 times. He has lost 2 lbs and I've gained 3. FML
Today, I found out that my husband thinks I'm fat when I caught him slipping diet pills into my morning smoothie. FML
Today, when my mother-in-law told me I was losing weight, my husband started laughing. FML
Today, my boyfriend encouragingly told me that he could tell I was losing weight, all because I had one roll fewer than usual on my stomach. FML
Today, I learned that my husband is attracted to obese, unhealthy women after celebrating my weight loss of 175lbs and improving my overall health. FML
Today my boyfriend overeats when he is upset, and normally keeps tight hold of his diet to control his weight. He assures me he’s happy about it, but since I told him I’m pregnant 3 weeks ago, he’s put on 28 pounds. FML
Today, I told my husband I want to lose the baby weight I put on with my recent pregnancy, and once I succeed I will go on a clothes shopping spree. To this he remarked, "So either way I'm spending money; either on food or on clothes." FML
Today, I'd finally reached my goal weight. I went into the office where my husband was, to show him the new size 8 jeans I'd bought. He responded with "I wouldn't buy any more clothes, you'll be putting the weight back on again soon." FML
Today, in the middle of the store, my daughter pointed at my belly and loudly announced that she was going to have a brother. I'm a man, and apparently I need to lose weight. FML
Today, yet again. my boyfriend told me I'm getting fat, even after I told him to stop and that it's affecting my mental health. I had an eating disorder previously, and now I'm thinking about going back to just eating an apple a day. FML
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Welshite 40
I suggest you tape the ultrasound to his forehead.
bott_fml 4
Sounds like you're going to have to point it out to him. Your husband doesn't seem too bright.
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Comments (108)
Asishen 0
51 then you would lose the only thing going for the argument of if woman are equal to men.
chuckcloninger 12
Perhaps he played hookey on sex ed day?
storybook 1
You can still use pregnancy as an excuse and end up eating more then you should. Just remember you are eating for 2, not 3 or 4.
itskentoo 5
Ever thought it was a joke..?
Elfkid21 19
well oinker, stop eating so much junk food.
serinabugatti 6
what a ******* douche bag!
zomgbies 17
Hubby sounds about as bright as a flashlight with dead batteries.
ninja_darkstar 6
I'm so sorry that man happened
ByeTech 10
Come ooon. No one should ever ever EVER make a woman feel bad about her weight, especially when she's pregnant. Isn't it bad enough the media floods us with anorexic-looking women every day? I bet you look fine just the way you are, OP! I hope you kicked him in the nuts for that.
victoriat112214 10
You may have married an idiot....