Love, Kids and Awkward: Love is… strange

Love is… strange

By Anonymous - 25/08/2021 02:01

Today, I asked my sister if she could watch my son so I could surprise my boyfriend and take him out for dinner and maybe some sexy time afterwards. He didn't even know it was our 2-year anniversary. He doesn't care, neither do I. FML

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You deserved it 283

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By Nathalie - 30/11/2020 23:04

Today, I went to surprise my boyfriend at his job. When I saw he wasn't there, I asked a co-worker, who told me his "sister" came by earlier. He's an only child. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 051

You deserved it 63

By kaileekat517 - 21/11/2010 18:36 - United States

Today, instead of going to a romantic dinner with my boyfriend like I'd planned, I ended up babysitting his queasy little sister. FML

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You deserved it 3 480

Plans

By Anonymous - 14/09/2021 02:00 - United States - Los Angeles

Today, my ex asked me to take the kids for the day, which was odd as it's her weekend. My son let slip that she was getting ready for a surprise birthday party, but I wasn't supposed to know. As it's my birthday in 3 days, I was touched that she'd planned something. Turns out it's a surprise party for her new boyfriend. FML

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You deserved it 443

Let down

By Anonymous - 27/08/2020 05:01

Today, after having spent 2 weeks planning my husband's surprise birthday party with his friends and family, we get in the car on the way to "dinner" and he says, "I really hope it's just the two of us tonight." FML

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You deserved it 319

By Anonymous - 08/07/2015 20:50 - United States - Saddle River

Today, instead of canceling for the third consecutive time due to work-related reasons, my boyfriend sent his twin brother on our date. They both thought I wouldn't notice. FML

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You deserved it 2 074

By Anonymous - 04/03/2010 20:00 - United States

Today, it was my one year anniversary with my boyfriend. We had dinner reservations to an expensive restaurant and planned to see a movie after. At least, we did, until he called to tell me he'd volunteered to work tonight. He won't get off until 2am. FML

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You deserved it 3 529

Nice try

By forgottenbday - 11/07/2012 05:09 - United States - Canoga Park

Today, my boyfriend treated me to a surprise romantic dinner, got me a huge balloon bouquet, a dozen roses, and a beautiful card for my birthday. Too bad it's his ex's birthday and not mine. FML

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You deserved it 2 756

By Forgotten - 09/08/2010 14:38 - Canada

Today, my boyfriend forgot our anniversary. But it's okay; I wasn't expecting anything after he forgot my birthday, Valentine's Day, and my name. FML

I agree, your life sucks 43 232

You deserved it 28 591

By Liav - 23/01/2017 12:00

Today, I took my "girlfriend" to a nice restaurant to celebrate our first month anniversary, only to find out she didn't even know we're dating, but only "friends who have sex sometimes." FML

I agree, your life sucks 5 855

You deserved it 1 683

By Bree - 23/09/2018 03:00

Today, it's my wedding anniversary. I decided to come home early to surprise my husband, but I was the one left surprised. I walked in on him in bed with a teenager. I'm six months pregnant with our second child. FML

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You deserved it 309

Nikki 16

Wednesday 25 August 2021 2:33

This was confusing, was it about your sister babysitting or your boyfriend not knowing about your anniversary? And if you don’t care why is it FML?

RichardPencil 30

Wednesday 25 August 2021 2:50

Are you sure you're not already married?

Comments

Nikki 16

Wednesday 25 August 2021 2:33

This was confusing, was it about your sister babysitting or your boyfriend not knowing about your anniversary? And if you don’t care why is it FML?

Bogrbon 27

Wednesday 25 August 2021 4:24

My guess is that the FML to this is that she never gets alone time or sexy time with her boyfriend.

RichardPencil 30

Wednesday 25 August 2021 2:50

Are you sure you're not already married?

Marcella1016 31

Wednesday 25 August 2021 5:36

Some people are just bad with dates. Remind him in advance and move on.

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