Today, my husband told me that he thinks I am getting a little heavy and may need to lay off the junk food. The ultrasound is hanging on our fridge. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, is the fourth day of my husband's and my new diet and exercise routine. I've already caught him eating junk food 4 times. He has lost 2 lbs and I've gained 3. FML
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Today my boyfriend overeats when he is upset, and normally keeps tight hold of his diet to control his weight. He assures me he’s happy about it, but since I told him I’m pregnant 3 weeks ago, he’s put on 28 pounds. FML
Today, I told my husband I want to lose the baby weight I put on with my recent pregnancy, and once I succeed I will go on a clothes shopping spree. To this he remarked, "So either way I'm spending money; either on food or on clothes." FML
Today, I'd finally reached my goal weight. I went into the office where my husband was, to show him the new size 8 jeans I'd bought. He responded with "I wouldn't buy any more clothes, you'll be putting the weight back on again soon." FML
Today, in the middle of the store, my daughter pointed at my belly and loudly announced that she was going to have a brother. I'm a man, and apparently I need to lose weight. FML
Today, yet again. my boyfriend told me I'm getting fat, even after I told him to stop and that it's affecting my mental health. I had an eating disorder previously, and now I'm thinking about going back to just eating an apple a day. FML
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Welshite 40
I suggest you tape the ultrasound to his forehead.
bott_fml 4
Sounds like you're going to have to point it out to him. Your husband doesn't seem too bright.
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Comments (108)
jem970 19
Why can't we be like sea horses and have the males be the ones to carry the kids?
love_me_electric 20
It depends on how much you've gained and how far along you are. If you're still in your first trimester and you've put on 20 pounds, the majority of that is not 'baby weight.' A lot of women use pregnancy as an excuse to eat whatever they want, and it's not healthy for the baby. Not to mention you'll have a harder time losing the weight after giving birth.
jeff_757 5
A girl at work submitted an ultrasound printout in her sick leave excuse for work. They had a party for her. The ultrasound printout was of her kidney stones.
stormchaser24 24
Well, if you are pregnant you should not be eating "junk food" a lot.
whY402Jay 12
What's up with husbands slackin a lot lately?
AlexiAwesome 10
Maybe it was a joke???
sar_ellenXoxo 6
Men -__-
RedPillSucks 33
Bad generalizations are bad. Not all (or even most) men are like that.
skyeyez9 25
Being pregnant isn't a free for all to gorge on every food available. My sister in law literally went to Dairy Queen everyday to eat an oreo cookie blizzard, ate 2-3 helpings of food during dinner (excusing it as eating for two) then complained about gaining 85lbs during her pregnancy. But I dont know if that is your case, or your hubby is being a jerk and seeing a "baby bump" as fat.
crazytwinsmom 25
Tell him you'll lay off the junk food if he lays off the jackass juice.
usrtrn 5
and ur havin a baby with him?!?
victoriat112214 10
You're*, having*.