Today, my husband told me that he thinks I am getting a little heavy and may need to lay off the junk food. The ultrasound is hanging on our fridge. FML
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Today, is the fourth day of my husband's and my new diet and exercise routine. I've already caught him eating junk food 4 times. He has lost 2 lbs and I've gained 3. FML
Today, I found out that my husband thinks I'm fat when I caught him slipping diet pills into my morning smoothie. FML
Today, when my mother-in-law told me I was losing weight, my husband started laughing. FML
Today, my boyfriend encouragingly told me that he could tell I was losing weight, all because I had one roll fewer than usual on my stomach. FML
Today, I learned that my husband is attracted to obese, unhealthy women after celebrating my weight loss of 175lbs and improving my overall health. FML
Today my boyfriend overeats when he is upset, and normally keeps tight hold of his diet to control his weight. He assures me he’s happy about it, but since I told him I’m pregnant 3 weeks ago, he’s put on 28 pounds. FML
Today, I told my husband I want to lose the baby weight I put on with my recent pregnancy, and once I succeed I will go on a clothes shopping spree. To this he remarked, "So either way I'm spending money; either on food or on clothes." FML
Today, I'd finally reached my goal weight. I went into the office where my husband was, to show him the new size 8 jeans I'd bought. He responded with "I wouldn't buy any more clothes, you'll be putting the weight back on again soon." FML
Today, in the middle of the store, my daughter pointed at my belly and loudly announced that she was going to have a brother. I'm a man, and apparently I need to lose weight. FML
Today, yet again. my boyfriend told me I'm getting fat, even after I told him to stop and that it's affecting my mental health. I had an eating disorder previously, and now I'm thinking about going back to just eating an apple a day. FML
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Welshite 40
I suggest you tape the ultrasound to his forehead.
bott_fml 4
Sounds like you're going to have to point it out to him. Your husband doesn't seem too bright.
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Comments (108)
oj101 33
Let's just pray the baby doesn't get his father's brains or your genetic predisposition of easily becoming overnight.
01Ben21 10
This is when Bill Engvall would say, "Here's your sign."
lambda_fml 40
Just hope the child doesnt get your husband's 'intelligence' genes.
karlcolt45 19
I'm a junk food aficionado myself, but even I haven't had an ultrasound to commemorate my food babies
Mimitrixie 11
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
I agree, your life sucks but ydi for marrying an idiot
Grand_Cookie 21
Was this an attempt at observational humor? Or are you just married to a dick?
Ginerio 2
Just because you're pregnant doesn't mean you should start munching junk food.
lilledun 11
She never ate junkfood in the first place, Einstein
Ameel_fml 19
Why not? Junk food is yummy and pregnant women get cravings. If anything, it's the perfect time to start munching junk food.
buckley91 9
She's pregnant... Junk food or not she's going to gain some weight.
fuckery16 13
25- You don't know that she didn't eat junk food, moron. It clearly says in the FML that her husband has been seeing her eat junk food, even if she is pregnant. Being pregnant does not excuse eating loads of junk food, it's unhealthy for the mother, and the baby. And you'll just gain more weight if you eat junk food while you're pregnant.
Jenn50 19
It actually doesn't say he saw her eating junk food.
profoundkisses 18
He's such an airhead LOL
heathz 9
real cute...
eyesmile27 7
Oh he's precious -_-