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Maybe he knows and is being a gentleman, sparing you the embarrassment. And I'll be honest, I've done this before. And sadly, more than once...so don't feel bad, OP.

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If your husband can't handle knowing that you simply farted OR you're too embarrassed to tell the man you've chosen to spend the rest of your life with that you farted, why the hell are you two together?

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Probably didn't hear the 'fart' noise, and just assumed the noise that woke him up was a robber. I know when I wake up in the middle of the night I don't necessarily know exactly what I woke up from.

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Challenge accepted. Maybe OP's husband was in that weird stage between sleep and dreaming, and OP's monstrous fart startled him out from that state. Maybe he was dreaming about a break in, and because he was half asleep, the sound didn't register right and he tricked himself into thinking that there was someone pushing on the door or something. Bam. Or, OP's farts sound like shattering glass or other various robbery noises. In that case, OP should see a doctor. I happen to know a guy, he's a b

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He's still floating around... Unless I'm mistaken, I saw him comment around 2-3 weeks ago. I don't get on the app much anymore though (due to lack of internet much of the time) and I don't stalk Doc, so I could be wrong! Haha.

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Looool, I was thinking maybe he wanted to leave the room and spare OP from further embarrassment when he turns pale from the smell!

You're so lucky he left the room before the stench of your fart spread to him. Well, actually he's the lucky one...

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Yeah, when his eyes started to water, he knew what happened. That's pretty quick thinking to come up with that excuse though.

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