By gassymomma - 28/04/2014 16:58 - United States - Sparta
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Op here, I really didn't expect this to get posted. I'm 8 months pregnant so gas has become part of my daily life. I don't normal mind admitting to it but he was so worried about making sure I was safe I didn't have the heart to tell him it was just gas that scared him. Later that day while we were just sitting on the couch I farted again and he made a joke that there must be a whale at the window.
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Sometimes, honesty isn't the best policy.
They could just had laugh it of and then gone back to sleep. A good marriage can take it.
euphoricness
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One time I farted and then everyone died. The end.
Shelly_Kelly
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sounds like a "#farty" situation #lol
Shoot, that stinks.
Maybe he knows and is being a gentleman, sparing you the embarrassment. And I'll be honest, I've done this before. And sadly, more than once...so don't feel bad, OP.
When my girlfriend farts in front of me she pretends like nothing ever happened. lol
If your husband can't handle knowing that you simply farted OR you're too embarrassed to tell the man you've chosen to spend the rest of your life with that you farted, why the hell are you two together?
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69, it wasn't just a fart. It was The Fart.
What a gentleman he is if so..
Explain to me how a fart sounds like someone breaking in
sweetprettykitty
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Probably didn't hear the 'fart' noise, and just assumed the noise that woke him up was a robber. I know when I wake up in the middle of the night I don't necessarily know exactly what I woke up from.
Challenge accepted. Maybe OP's husband was in that weird stage between sleep and dreaming, and OP's monstrous fart startled him out from that state. Maybe he was dreaming about a break in, and because he was half asleep, the sound didn't register right and he tricked himself into thinking that there was someone pushing on the door or something. Bam. Or, OP's farts sound like shattering glass or other various robbery noises. In that case, OP should see a doctor. I happen to know a guy, he's a bastard, though.
gjikvtj
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Maybe their fart was so high pitched it shattered glass
Whatever happened to docbastard? I haven't seen his comments in ages
oh god I miss docbastard his comments were always the greatest
Hiimhaileypotter
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He's still floating around... Unless I'm mistaken, I saw him comment around 2-3 weeks ago. I don't get on the app much anymore though (due to lack of internet much of the time) and I don't stalk Doc, so I could be wrong! Haha.
ThomasBombadil
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Boom goes the dynamite!
The burglar was an excuse. He was really checking the house for exposed flames or electrical circuits.
Looool, I was thinking maybe he wanted to leave the room and spare OP from further embarrassment when he turns pale from the smell!
Ali_Br_fml
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You're so lucky he left the room before the stench of your fart spread to him. Well, actually he's the lucky one...
Well if someone was trying to break in you scared them off good job OP
I think he's lying. He's trying to get out of the room before the smell kills him.
You've gotta own your farts! There should be no shame in your fart game...
MrZsDad
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Yer full of shit!
Well that stinks.
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The burglar was an excuse. He was really checking the house for exposed flames or electrical circuits.